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30 Mar 2012, 12:00 am

Granted. It strikes you as being many things, but remains physically distant.

I wish I were telekinetic.



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30 Mar 2012, 12:13 am

Granted. Far away boulders start moving.

And moving.

And moving.

And moving.

And moving.

And one day, they experience massive collisions with you.

I wish to become the nb.mrk



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30 Mar 2012, 2:59 am

Granted you are now 5 letters and one full stop.

I wish to have nice new clothes I would like wearing



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30 Mar 2012, 3:48 am

Granted, but everybody else thinks that you look silly when you wear them.

I wish that I had a winning lottery ticket.


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30 Mar 2012, 5:33 am

Wish granted. However everyone else also had the same numbers so your total prize money is $1.02

I wish people didnt expect me to be like them



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30 Mar 2012, 9:18 am

Granted. But now everyone wants to be like you so they copy everything you do.

I wish my dogs wouldn't shed so much


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30 Mar 2012, 3:59 pm

Granted, your dogs are now bald.

I wish Saturday would get here sooner...



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30 Mar 2012, 5:29 pm

Granted. Baron Samedi pays a visit. :skull:

I wish for cake.



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30 Mar 2012, 5:34 pm

Wow french.

Granted. It tastes badly though.

I wish I died and went to hell (curious about how can it go worse)


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30 Mar 2012, 5:39 pm

Granted. You have died and went to hell and return as a catatonic husk in which every moment is filled with the worst torment possible multiplied by |1/x|.

[Or, of course, they also call it Baron Saturday.]

I wish for C'thulhu to come and have a rampage on the south magnetic pole.



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30 Mar 2012, 5:40 pm

Granted. The earth's magnetic field is screwed up in the ruckus, rendering all your electronic gadgets useless.

(@Shatbat: I was going to say "Granted, enjoy the 24/7 Twilight marathon".)

I wish for nice weather.



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30 Mar 2012, 6:12 pm

Granted, you have been locked into your house

I wish to go to a decent school....



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30 Mar 2012, 6:14 pm

Granted. It is decent (but somewhat lacking).

I wish for an umbrella to put rice in [sic].



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30 Mar 2012, 7:47 pm

Granted. You now have an umbrella full of rice, but get attacked by hungry birds whenever you go outside.

I wish for a loyal follower.


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30 Mar 2012, 7:49 pm

Granted. You accidentally step on it.

I wish a rolling stone would gather plenty of moss.



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30 Mar 2012, 10:42 pm

Granted. Now you have Keith Richards covered in foliage in your livingroom.

I wish there was something good on tv


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