Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. There is nothing on TV.

I wish a watched pot would boil.

Granted everytime someone watches a pot it will instantly boil.

I wish the human brain was black.

Granted. The human brain turns into charcoal.

I wish the wish before this will not be corrupted.

Granted. I change my wish, the previous wish is now void and non-corruptable, and now wish that the human brain would be green.

Granted! All brains have been replaced with green crayolas!


I wish to end world hunger!

Granted. All who are hungry instantly die.

I wish everything becomes perfectly good.

Granted. Everything becomes a perfectly good piece of pie.

I wish for victory over my foes.

Granted. You squash army ants on your foes' heads.

I wish for a fresh chocolate chip cookie.

Granted. You have a cookie made with chocolate-flavored cow chips.

I wish for a strawberry milkshake.

Granted. It has spoiled.

I wish to hold a crowbar.

Granted. Despite its low cunning, a crowbar is now trapped in a holding cell.

I wish to travel the world.

Granted. You are locked in a crate and shipped around the world.

I wish for more miles per gallon.

granted......but you go broke buying a hybred and are forced to sell it and you walk everywhere now


i want a lampralogus elongatus

Granted. Everyone has now lost their sense of taste, causing the quality of cultural and economic production to fall dramatically.

I wish people were more laid back.

Granted. People are so laid back, that everybody dies of starvation.

I wish for justice.