Corrupt A Wish

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02 Apr 2012, 5:33 am

Granted. After a few weeks of perfect justice, the system is overthrown by the rebellious people trying to break laws in ways that, "do not matter."

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02 Apr 2012, 6:36 am

No wish, so the wish gods grant you a time out in the penalty box.

I wish for a magic carpet ride.

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02 Apr 2012, 7:03 am

Granted but you become forever trapped in the life of a cartoon disney princess.

I wish for everyone to grow to the same height

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02 Apr 2012, 7:06 am

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02 Apr 2012, 9:26 am

Granted...Autism Awareness campaigns are solely run by autistics for autistics...and the lack of mainstream media attention and parallel marketing campaigns results in the condition struggling to register a blip on the world awareness radar...

The sexes finally reach a state of equality in all regards and on every level of society...

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02 Apr 2012, 11:28 am

Good luck giving birth through your penis!

I wish I had a robot for a friend.

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02 Apr 2012, 2:51 pm

Wish granted, however your robot takes over your life and refuses to let you have any other social interaction or doing anything without it.

I wish I could cook really good food.

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02 Apr 2012, 11:47 pm

Granted. It is really good food for flies and their maggots.

I wish for a great nation to fall.

[This should be easy!]

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03 Apr 2012, 12:00 am

Granted. As I'm typing this I'm letting a copy of Colin Jones' book "The Great Nation" fall on the floor (IRL! ).

I wish to hear the perfect piece of music.

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03 Apr 2012, 12:29 am

Granted. You'll hear it, get used to it, and music will be ruined for you.

I wish I could hold a conversation while doing something.

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03 Apr 2012, 1:13 am

Granted. You hold a conversation while being alive.

I wish for a dry grain of rice.

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03 Apr 2012, 5:18 am

Granted...and it's the odd coloured/shaped one from the pack making it even less useful than what you had hoped for.

I wish that every little thing, is gonna be alright...

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03 Apr 2012, 5:42 am

Granted. Every little thing is great, but every big thing goes horribly wrong.

I wish for a pizza with pepperoni and mushrooms.

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03 Apr 2012, 6:03 am

Granted I will post my leftovers to you. Should be with you in 1-2 weeks.

I wish for gluten free oats.

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03 Apr 2012, 1:15 pm

Granted. Unfortunately, they are hyperintelligent and carnivorous.

I wish I had the power to make everyone believe whatever I tell them.

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04 Apr 2012, 4:59 am

Granted but they wont believe anything without you telling them, you have a hard time coordinating the beliefs of the 6billion people in the world, society and economy collapse and civilisation dissintegrates.

I wish I didnt need glasses

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