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Granted! Your eyes fall out of your head which means what you really need is a new set of eyeballs.

I wish all politicians told the absolute truth...

Granted all polititians tell the absolute truth, there is infighting in political parties, political forums turn into disaster zones, all polititians act out of self interest and stop pretending to have the publics best interest at heart etc. => nothing gets done.

I wish there was a better system for governance that did not involve dictatorship, royalty or politics.

Granted. A perfect computerized government is installed, but then it realizes that it doesn't really need people.

I wish that I would be perfectly rested after one hour of sleep.

Granted, but you had a bad dream, so now you feel scared.

I wish it wasn't so cold.

Granted. You move to the middle of a baren and very very hot dessert

I wish I wasnt tired

Granted. But you become so hyper that your heart explodes!

I wish nothing bad ever happened.

Granted. Too many good things happen that you get so overexcited that it's bad for you.

I wish I was in a seriously good mood.

Granted. But then Doctors take you and drug you to put you in a drug induced bad mood because no one should be in a seriously good mood.

Fine, I wish bad stuff always happened

Granted. It will only happen to you, and everyone else will be fine.

I wish my calls didn't went unanswered.

Granted. But 6,999,999,999 people answer all your calls and it drives you mad!

I wish there was no loop holes.

Granted. It turns out your life of ease relied on one.

I wish a computer with emotion* would rule all humans.


* Such a computer would then be able to kill simply for pleasure.

Granted. The computer learns the true meaning of the phrase, "it's lonely at the top", and gets too depressed to do anything. The earth descends into chaos. Apocalypse ensues.

I wish I had an extra toe.

Granted. What is that disgusting severed appendage you are holding?

I wish to be disintegrated painfully and while fully aware of the process.

Granted...of course it's the first time the procedure has ever been performed and goes terribly wrong...only your limbs are removed...good news, the plasma cutting devices used instantly cauterised the wounds and you'll survive...bad news, the plasma cutting devices used instantly cauterised your wounds and you'll survive.

I wish the ratio of men to women in this world was one man for every ten women...

Granted, 9/10 of all of the men are moved to the moon, including you.

I wish that all tall people would get athlete's foot.

Granted, but you grow as tall as them.

I wish I didn't have Autism.