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08 Apr 2012, 7:57 pm

Granted. The DSM-V redefines autism, so you no longer have it.

I wish that my car was in better condition.


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08 Apr 2012, 10:20 pm

Granted. But you become homeless and have to live in the car and also the worlds oil supply runs out.

I wish I had an apple.



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09 Apr 2012, 12:24 am

Granted...product of Italy, even though it was grown in China, and contains traces of 13 seperate chemicals now banned in western countries due to demonstrated carcinogenic and/or mutagenic properties...watch out for worms! :p

I wish the world could see that Bowie was singing about Mercury in the song Heroes...it can't just be me that sees it?!



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09 Apr 2012, 9:21 am

Everybody sees it, and then the memory of the song is wiped from their minds.

I wish that I had more time to have fun.


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09 Apr 2012, 10:36 am

granted, you have one minute extra to have fun

I wish to have gravy with my chicken


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09 Apr 2012, 5:40 pm

Granted. You receive a grand bathtub of gravy (which you are to drink) with a newly hatched chicken drinking of the gravy.

I wish for an 8-cubed die.



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09 Apr 2012, 5:43 pm

granted, and with it you will continually be cubed

I wish for a pig in a pokey


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09 Apr 2012, 5:47 pm

Granted. Your residence is converted into a pokey and a filthy, muddy pig is locked inside along with everything inside.

I wish for a compass.



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09 Apr 2012, 5:49 pm

granted but your compass can't tell north from south

I wish for a vindaloo curry on friday night


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09 Apr 2012, 5:52 pm

Granted. Pure capsaicin was accidentally substituted for one of the ingredients.

I wish for a bottle of Ridcully's Wow-Wow Sauce.



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10 Apr 2012, 6:31 am

Granted however the jar is broken and there are shards of glass throughout the sauce.

I wish for a comfortable chair.


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10 Apr 2012, 8:50 am

Granted...you have in your possession the most comfortable chair you have ever, and are ever likely to sit in...and it has an odour that you can only imagine is the equivalent of a mixture of used baby diaper, burnt plastic, and wet dog that simply won't wash out.

I wish that I knew all...


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10 Apr 2012, 2:12 pm

Granted! Then why are you running around screaming and banging your head against the wall?

I wish Isaac Asimov would have lived another twenty years.


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10 Apr 2012, 5:36 pm

Granted, during those years, he is comatose.

I wish for a well-written device driver for my brain.



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10 Apr 2012, 11:52 pm

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I wish for a well-written device driver for my brain.


Granted, but it takes over your mind.

I wish I were a cat.



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11 Apr 2012, 12:10 am

Granted. You are surrounded by wolves...

I wish for bismuth.