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Granted however the radioactivity in it gives you terminal cancer.

I wish to understand how others communicate and be able to communicate well with them

Granted. By "others," you meant mushrooms, didn't you?

I wish for a bit of enthusiasm.

Granted, the first "bit" of text file containing a motivational essay is transmitted to your computer (it's a "0"! !!). Even this is immediately cancelled out by an episode of "curb your enthusiasm" which proves even more effective than advertised.

I wish for the power of Greyskull

Your body cannot absorb that much power so you die.

I wish I could read people's minds.

Granted but everyone else gets the ability to block mind readers.

I wish I could move away

Granted. You are now moving away from earth at 0.95c (which is, without a doubt, relativistic).

I wish for a garden of belladonna, oleander, and castor oil plants.

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Granted. Suddenly, a large asteroid on the order of a few hundred kilometers wide moving at a relativistic speed crashed (note the tense) perpendicular to the South Pole.

I wish for a compass.

You can have my old one, its broken though.

I wish my psych assignment is finished

Granted. The end sequence is appended and it is submitted, albeit incomplete.

I wish for lightning to strike me.

Lightning strikes you, giving you first degree burns and burning off your arms and legs, but leaving you alive.

I wish the rest of my psych assignment was completed and submitted along with the end of my assignment.

Granted. It seems the directions were not followed sufficiently.

I wish to have a typewriter.

Granted, but they don't make the ribbon for it anymore.

I wish for patience.

Granted. You now have the patience of a mountain.

I wish for a new alphabet.

Granted it is the product of all the currently known alphabets and contains 1million different characters. Have fun learning that one.

I wish for a better job

Granted. You have a better job, but you forget where you work.

I wish for an extended vacation.