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14 Apr 2012, 1:29 pm

Granted. Then, rocks fall and everyone is crushed.

I wish I am deaf.



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14 Apr 2012, 1:33 pm

granted then rocks fall and you don't hear them and you get crushed

I wish i had really springy legs so I can jump really high


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14 Apr 2012, 1:36 pm

Granted. The Second Law still applies...

I wish for the MCAT.



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14 Apr 2012, 1:39 pm

granted but you lose your memory and are unable to re-sit because a rock fell on your head and a giant rollerskate got stuck up your nose

I wish to play table tennis


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14 Apr 2012, 1:44 pm

Granted. Someone turns the tables on you--literally.

I wish to Summon Bigger Fish.



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15 Apr 2012, 7:11 am

Granted, but now an even bigger fish appears to eat you.

I wish for some loyal minions.


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15 Apr 2012, 10:41 am

Granted, but the genie thought you said boiled onions

I wish for a bowler hat


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15 Apr 2012, 12:06 pm

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15 Apr 2012, 1:03 pm

Granted. It cannot be closed and its contents are on fire.

I wish for a handheld Turing-complete machine.



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15 Apr 2012, 1:19 pm

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15 Apr 2012, 1:42 pm

Granted. This time, the ethanol has been replaced by methanol.

I wish for the luggage with feet.



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15 Apr 2012, 1:51 pm

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15 Apr 2012, 2:00 pm

Granted. The members are FANatics.

I wish for slag.



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15 Apr 2012, 6:59 pm

Granted. You now have a slag heap in your bed.

I wish that all TV stations at all times would show reruns of Gilligan's Island.


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15 Apr 2012, 9:15 pm

Granted. They show only two distinct episodes over and over and over and over again.

I wish for an orb.



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15 Apr 2012, 11:46 pm

Granted, but you are devoured by the shadow before you get a chance to use it. Amnesia!

I wish for the cows to come home and hell to freeze over and for all the events predicted to end or coincide with those occurrences to do so.