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15 Apr 2012, 11:52 pm

Granted, but I can't tell you what happens, because the universe no longer exists.

I wish to have a bottle full of light.


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17 Apr 2012, 1:42 pm

Granted but it's a plastic bottle and the heat from the light melts it, the light escapes and accumilates dust, it then becomes a little ball of fluff and gets sucked up the vacume cleaner. AW!

I wish for a winning ticket


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17 Apr 2012, 1:56 pm

Granted, you have won an eraser head at a local raffle. It turns out to be one of the cheap ones that smears the graphite and eraser around instead of removing it from the paper.

I wish to get rid of the dust that makes my computer so noisy.



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17 Apr 2012, 11:28 pm

Granted. The dust that noiselessly works toward overheating replaces the dust that specifically makes it noisy.

I wish for a polarizing sheet.



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17 Apr 2012, 11:38 pm

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17 Apr 2012, 11:40 pm

Granted. It is ripe to the extent that alcohols develop. :eew:

I wish for power. Specifically, 1.818W.



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17 Apr 2012, 11:58 pm

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18 Apr 2012, 12:03 am

Granted. It tastes good and smells strangely of bitter almonds.

I wish for an ounce of non-radioactive non-contaminated gold.



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18 Apr 2012, 12:17 am

Granted. It's not tax free, though, and you get taxed at a 100% rate.

I wish for a gallon of pure maple syrup.


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18 Apr 2012, 12:18 am

Granted. It is on the floor and all the napkins and mops and towels are missing.

I wish for a carpet.



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18 Apr 2012, 1:40 am

Granted, but the carpet has been rolled on thoroughly by a dog who has been rolling in excrement, poison ivy, and pollen from malodorous flowers, so the carpet is now covered in these offending substances.
Also, the carpet cannot fly.

I wish to explore the underground tunnels at MIT.


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18 Apr 2012, 1:45 am

Granted. There is a massive blizzard and anyone caught anywhere near the midpoints between the exits will be stuck.

I wish that contrary to an April Fools issue, my school actually has bomb tunnels.



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18 Apr 2012, 6:47 am

Granted. You fall into a secret door into a bomb tunnel, and get lost.

I wish for a piece of custard pie.


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18 Apr 2012, 2:56 pm

Yensid wrote:
Granted. You fall into a secret door into a bomb tunnel, and get lost.

I wish for a piece of custard pie.


Granted but the pie is tainted and will cause you to have the atomics run forever!! !!

I wish i was pony!! :)



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18 Apr 2012, 5:24 pm

Granted. You are taken to an equine-input glue factory.

I wish for the power to destroy the very ground on which the troublemakers walk.



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18 Apr 2012, 7:56 pm

Granted. They fall underground and start causing trouble in Earth's interior, causing many earthquakes and volcano eruptions.

I wish my neighbor would stop throwing up really loud.


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