What's Your Line?

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Dennis 'Cutty' Wise: "The game done changed. . ."

Slim Charles: "Game's the same, just got more fierce."

The Wire.

Donkey: We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!

"Shrek"

"Winchester: "FREEZE, WEASEL!"

Klinger: "Now, now, major. Let's not come unglued!"

WInchester: "Listen, you hairy homunculus, thanks to your prognostications, I have made extensive financial speculations. If I wind up in debt, YOU'RE going to wind up in traction!"

M*A*S*H.

LOL They used the word "homunculus" on TBBT, as well. Remember that?

Charles: Klinger, you are a gentleman and a lady.

"M*A*S*H"

"Horse Hockey."

Colonel Potter in M*A*S*H.

LOL That must be where I got that expression, from----I've been saying it, for YEARS!!



Shrek: For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.

Donkey: Example?

Shrek: Example... uh... ogres are like onions!

[holds up an onion, which Donkey sniffs]

Donkey: They stink?

Shrek: Yes... No!

Donkey: Oh, they make you cry?

Shrek: No!

Donkey: Oh, you leave 'em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs...

Shrek: [peels an onion] NO! Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers... You get it? We both have layers.

[walks off]

Donkey: Oh, you both have LAYERS. Oh. You know, not everybody like onions. CAKE! Everybody loves cake! Cakes have layers!

Shrek: I don't care what everyone likes! Ogres are not like cakes.

Donkey: You know what ELSE everybody likes? Parfaits! Have you ever met a person, you say, "Let's get some parfait," they say, "Hell no, I don't like no parfait."? Parfaits are delicious!

Shrek: NO! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story! Bye-bye! See ya later.

Donkey: Parfait's gotta be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet!

"Shrek"

"Holy Hemostat!"

Colonel Potter in M*A*S*H.

[Donkey thinks he's dying]

The Donkey: Hey, where're you going? Oh man, I can't feel my toes!

[Looks down and yelps]

The Donkey: I don't have any toes!

[sits down]

The Donkey: I think I need a hug.

"Shrek"

Donkey: So where is this fire-breathin' pain in the neck, anyway?

Shrek: Inside, waiting for us to rescue her.

Donkey: I was talkin' about the dragon, Shrek.

"Shrek"

Father Mulcahy: "Knock it down his throat, Bobby!"

Houlihan: "Father, is that nice?"

Father Mulcahy: "I've got ten smackers riding on this." (Bobby gets a strike call on radio, Mulcahy pounds his fist on the table) "Kill the ump!" (Everyone around looks at him in alarm.) "God rest his soul."

M*A*S*H.

Princess Fiona: [hears a roar] You didn't slay the dragon?

Shrek: It's on my to-do list, now come on!

Princess Fiona: But this isn't right! You're meant to charge in, sword drawn, banners flying! That's what all the other knights did!

Shrek: Yeah, right before they burst into flame!

[They pass a skeleton of one of the unfortunate victims]

Princess Fiona: That's not the point...!

"Shrek"

"If anything happens to Colonel Blake, I don't know what I'll do! He's the 'bestest' colonel who ever lived!"

Radar in M*A*S*H.

[Shrek is hit by an arrow]

Princess Fiona: Oh!... oh, this is all my fault...

Donkey: Why, what's wrong?

Princess Fiona: Shrek's hurt!

Donkey: Shrek's hurt? Shrek's HURT? Oh, no, Shrek's gonna die!

Shrek: Donkey, I'm okay!

Donkey: You can't do this to me, Shrek, I'm too young for you to die! Keep your feet elevated! Turn your head and cough! Does anybody know the Heimlich...?

Princess Fiona: [grabs Donkey] Donkey, calm down! If you want to help Shrek, go into the forest and look for a blue flower with red thorns.

Donkey: Blue flower, red thorns! Okay, I got it! Blue flower, red thorns! Blue flower, red thorns! Don't die, Shrek, and if you see any long tunnels, stay away from the light!

Shrek: DONKEY!

Donkey: Okay, okay. Blue flower, red thorns! Blue flower, red thorns!

[runs off]

Shrek: What're the flowers for?

Princess Fiona: For getting rid of Donkey.

"Shrek"

"I really know how to show a girl a. . . disgusting time."

Simon in Firefly.

Donkey: You're so wrapped up in layers onion boy, you're afraid of your own feelings!

Shrek: [hiding in the toilet] Go away!

Donkey: See? There you are, doing it again! Just like you did to Fiona! All she ever did was like you maybe, even love you!

Shrek: LOVE me? She said I was ugly, a hideous creature! I heard the two of you talking!

Donkey: She wasn't talking about you, okay? She was talking about... uh... somebody else.

Shrek: [comes out] She... wasn't... talking about me?

"Shrek"

Max: "Good grief! Even a suit of armor isn't enough protection from you!"

Brock: "Not the ear!"

Pokemon.