Corrupt A Wish

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18 Apr 2012, 8:06 pm

Granted. Now they start coughing.

I wish for an endless supply of mercury.

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19 Apr 2012, 3:35 am

Granted. You are transported to the planet Mercury.

I wish for some watermelon-flavored ice cream.

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20 Apr 2012, 3:23 pm

Granted. You can have a thimble full

I wish for a new far fetched story

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21 Apr 2012, 12:15 am

Granted. It's so far fetched that it wipes out your memory of it.

I wish for a perfectly chilled glass of water.

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21 Apr 2012, 12:21 am

Granted. It is perfectly chilled to absolute zero.

I wish for a spherical blackbody of radius 0.005m and mass 1kg.

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21 Apr 2012, 5:59 am

Granted. However by the time it reaches you, you have forgotten what you wanted it for and can think of no point in keeping it.

I wish to sleep well tonight.

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21 Apr 2012, 6:46 am

Granted. Michael Jackson's doctor puts you to sleep, tonight.

I wish for Excalibur.

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21 Apr 2012, 2:39 pm

Granted but it refuses to work for you

I wish the lotterey show would finish

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21 Apr 2012, 3:17 pm

Granted. Everyone wins and therefore no one does.

I wish to see one of the Fair Folk.

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21 Apr 2012, 5:28 pm

Granted, but they kidnap you and force you to watch reruns for all eternity.

I wish for an automatic cat scratcher.

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22 Apr 2012, 9:06 am

Yensid wrote:

Granted, but they kidnap you and force you to watch reruns for all eternity.

I wish for an automatic cat scratcher.

granted....but it breaks and pins your cat to the floor

iwish i had a hammer(i'd hammer in the morning)

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22 Apr 2012, 4:36 pm

Granted. It is made of the foam used to make packaging peanuts.

I wish for an elf.

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23 Apr 2012, 1:03 am

Granted. You get Will Ferrell, from the movie, Elf

I wish for some finely chopped cabbage.

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23 Apr 2012, 10:10 am

Granted...although should you have it tested, the hygiene standards of the one that prepared it is somewhat lacking...e. coli adds to the flavour?

I wish I knew the secret to unlimited energy...

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23 Apr 2012, 1:31 pm

Your house gets invaded by 100 hyperactive kids.

I wish I could catch up with my backlog of work.

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23 Apr 2012, 2:47 pm

Granted, but you have to pay the dalek that you employed with your life.

I wish daleks killed every brony.

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