Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. You are unable to effect change without the will to do so.

I wish to cause a riot.

Granted. office politics are reduced to a level that you can understand. As a result organisations become much more efficient, consequently fewer workers are needed to do the same amount of work, and organisations lay off many workers, the redundant workers cant find new jobs due to the increased productivity of existing workers...etc...marking the begining of the worlds next financial crisis.

Granted. They turn on you.

I wish for a red wun.

You get a red wun. but it will change to pink every full moon. causing you much embarrassment.

I wish for a personal interview with Gorgio Tsukolous.

(Heeeheeheehee!)

Granted. But the two of you lack any common language.

I wish for a day off.

Granted. Then, you die of natural causes.

I wish to enroll at Unseen.

You are killed by a magical "accident" on your first day. You don't even get NOTIFIED by Death in advance because you weren't a real wizard yet.

I wish youtube had less annoying ads

Granted. Somehow, it shuts down due to insufficient funds from advertising.

I wish for several kilograms of magnetite.

Granted. There are now more llamas than people in New York.

I wish it would stop raining.

It stops raining....everywhere, forever.

I wish I lived on a hill

My name is Mr. Hill and you live on my ***

I wana own a music store

Here it is, all full of the music that you hate.

I wish I had something that would make me look more intersting

Easy. You have a badge, a gun, and a storage full of dounuts to consume.

1....2...3... GO GO GO


I wish I was IN love.

Granted. A japanese sumo wrestler is now in LOVE with you.
I wish I could find a real female that is genuine and near to where I am in the UK. (I'm actually being honest.)