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04 May 2012, 3:41 pm

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Granted. A japanese sumo wrestler is now in LOVE with you.
I wish I could find a real female that is genuine and near to where I am in the UK. (I'm actually being honest.)


Granted. Now you have 3 girlfriends instead!

I'm getting a sugar rush. =] I AM SO HIGH AND I'M NOT ON DRUGS.
I was expecting it to say that I had an old grandma. :P
Oh and you are now an NT but you realise having AS is way cooler. I wish for a good result in a match tomorrow for my football/soccer team.


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04 May 2012, 5:21 pm

Granted. After that, everything fails.

I wish for the deed to a coal mine.



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04 May 2012, 5:44 pm

Granted.
Your coal is burnt and the deer is in a coma from the fumes.
I wish for someone to make my wishes for me.


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04 May 2012, 6:11 pm

[DEED! D-E-E-D! DEED!]

Granted.

I wish for PastFixations to acquire -5 of the thickest didactic books from me. :twisted:



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05 May 2012, 2:56 pm

Granted. But it's completely boring.

I wish I knew how to box.


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05 May 2012, 3:06 pm

Granted. You can now put items in a box.

I wish I will get the highest overall score of 5 on all of my AP exams.


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05 May 2012, 4:03 pm

Granted. Later on, you get a 5 on the MCAT. :twisted:

I wish for a stable, non-volcanic coal mine.



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06 May 2012, 1:36 am

Granted! Now you're contributing to global warming.

I wish I knew how to swordfight.



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06 May 2012, 1:59 am

You will. I just enlisted you in the Marine Corps.

I wish someone made a movie about my life.



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06 May 2012, 2:10 am

Granted. It is done so poorly that future generations will remember the ridiculous third-party commentary more than the movie.

I wish for a kilogram of silicon carbide.



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06 May 2012, 6:32 am

Granted but you are only alowed to look at it, not touch, move or use it.

I wish for a new iPad


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06 May 2012, 1:02 pm

Granted. It is defective and near impossible to use.

I wish for a cube.



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06 May 2012, 6:01 pm

This weighted companion cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Then you must euthanize it. And there will be cake. (The cake is a lie.)

I wish I was a character in a video game.



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06 May 2012, 6:20 pm

Granted. You are a villain who is defeated.

I wish for a muffin.



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06 May 2012, 6:30 pm

Granted, but it is a poisonous nightshade muffin.

I wish that I could have perfect self-control.


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06 May 2012, 6:40 pm

Granted however you have no discipline

I wish I had a pink unicorn


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