Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. It becomes a mania.

I wish for my money back.

Granted - but it's in an old currency no longer used anywhere in the world.

I wish I had a house and a million dollars.

Granted, but both suddenly vanished.

I wish to GM a Diplomacy game.

Im not even going to google that one...You GM the diplomacy game and it all goes horribly wrong, you end up assassinated within the first three minutes.

I wish for energy, in any form that will keep me going for the next 5 weeks.

Granted. For the next five weeks, every time you slow down, someone give you an electric shock, until you get up again.

I wish for a good Genie in a bottle.

Granted - but why you'd want a garage door opener in a bottle I'll never know.

I wish I had all knowledge.

Granted, but [taken from Kevinjh because it is so clever] your neurons end up thinking about themselves thinking about themselves thinking about themselves thinking about themselves thinking about themselves...BOOM!

I wish I can focus on the work I'm supposed to be doing right now.

Granted, but the work won't stop coming

I wish for stamina.

Granted. You are not allowed to stop anything ever.

I wish to live in an appartment by myself.

Granted. The apartment is filthy and no one will want to visit you, making you Forever Alone.

I wish I will stop being tired every day.

Granted. You will start getting tired twice every day.

I wish for a lump of boron.

Granted, but you have to watch an endless loop of The 5th Element.

I wish for a sunny day

Granted but it will rain for the remainder of your days

I wish for X-ray vision

Granted. You have no x-ray protection.

I wish for a bottle filled completely with protons.

Granted, but there are a few neutrons in there because some electrons leaked in.

I wish I knew how to play an instrument.

Grante, you can learn the triangle

I wish I could whistle