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12 May 2012, 6:20 pm

Granted, but only for one tone.

I wish for popcorn.



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12 May 2012, 6:22 pm

Granted, but I burned it making it for you.

I wish I had a better dog.


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12 May 2012, 6:31 pm

Granted. It is a dingo.

I wish for an insane computer to take control over the world.



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12 May 2012, 6:32 pm

Granted, but it got run over by a car.

I wish I had better clothes.


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12 May 2012, 6:33 pm

Granted, but they are of different kinds.

I wish for a heavy but cold jacket.



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12 May 2012, 6:35 pm

Granted, but you move to Mexico.

I wish I could travel to Israel.


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12 May 2012, 6:36 pm

Granted, but you land in the Dead Sea.

I wish for a weighted jacket.



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12 May 2012, 6:37 pm

Granted, but it gets ruined during the shipping process.


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12 May 2012, 6:40 pm

Granted, you receive a parcel of stinkbugs.

I wish for a set of the finest beakers and other commonly used equipment.



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12 May 2012, 6:42 pm

kevinjh wrote:
Granted, you receive a parcel of stinkbugs.

I wish for a set of the finest beakers and other commonly used equipment.


Oops!

Granted, but they get smashed up by a lazy FedEx employee.

I wish I had better words to say.


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12 May 2012, 6:49 pm

Granted, but no one understands you.

I wish my hair was long again.


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12 May 2012, 6:50 pm

Granted, but it gets in the way of everything you do.

I wish I could move right now.


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12 May 2012, 6:59 pm

Granted. You move at 0.9c.

I wish for dry ice and liquid nitrogen and liquid oxygen.



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12 May 2012, 6:59 pm

Granted, but you never stop moving.

I wish I had an incorruptible wish.


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12 May 2012, 7:04 pm

Granted. You had one.

I wish for everything in existence to stop.



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12 May 2012, 7:04 pm

Granted, but it's in your dreams.

I wish for a day of complete and total rest.


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