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15 Jun 2019, 1:14 pm

Try to play the blues on a didgery doo.


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16 Jun 2019, 4:11 pm

If you're going to fail or drop like a cascade of dominos, fail beautifully.



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16 Jun 2019, 4:19 pm

If you turn into a pile of grass, go find some friendly goats.



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16 Jun 2019, 10:38 pm

Strengthen your immune system by exposing yourself to as many diseases as possible.


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16 Jun 2019, 10:38 pm

Multi-Level Marketing ventures are a great way to earn money for yourself from home. Great rewards for low effort.


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17 Jun 2019, 1:16 am

Go bark scorpion hunting in a tight garage full of stuff, they're bound to be in there.



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17 Jun 2019, 3:17 am

call an [USA] army sergeant major "sir" :pale:



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17 Jun 2019, 12:52 pm

Shaving cream makes great window cleaner.



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17 Jun 2019, 1:30 pm

Sit on a porcupine when naked


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17 Jun 2019, 2:08 pm

Engine oil gets stains out of clothes.


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18 Jun 2019, 4:55 am

eat electricity with a side of gasoline



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22 Jun 2019, 7:12 pm

Handle your orange bitey thing



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22 Jun 2019, 7:28 pm

Can't impress that special someone? Prove your worth by going to Alaska and killing a bear barehanded.


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22 Jun 2019, 8:05 pm

chew on raw rice and metal chips.



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24 Jun 2019, 9:59 pm

Eat worms



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24 Jun 2019, 10:11 pm

eat radioactive worms