Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. They keep saying it and repeating it.

I wish a triangular room in which the angles add up to less than 180 degrees.

[Think of non-Euclidian geometry and spheres.]

Granted. The geometry of the universe is now open and will end in the Big Freeze.

I wish to see a meteor shower.

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My nephew Coke needs to eat! Obviously we're related.

Granted. It happens that the fragments were more easily disintegrated early.

I wish for a wishing well.

Granted. You fall down the well and can't wish yourself back up.

I wish to go to North Korea. (I can see how easily one can corrupt this wish. )

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My nephew Coke needs to eat! Obviously we're related.

Granted.

I wish for a massive coal mine.

What? No corruption needed?

Granted. An earthquake occurs and fallen debris trap you inside.

I wish for some coffee ice cream.

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My nephew Coke needs to eat! Obviously we're related.

Granted. The ice cream is putrid.

I wish for a monolith 50 meters behind me on the ground.

Granted. The earthquake also puts the monolith into ruins.

I wish my eighth grade history had thrown his shaven beard bits at the class during the middle school graduation ceremony like he suggested at first.

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My nephew Coke needs to eat! Obviously we're related.

Granted. A bird and its unhatched young were in the beard and are now dead or panicking for no nourishing reason.

I wish G to be an order of magnitude lower.

Granted, but all other scales are a magnitude lower also.

I wish to divide by zero.

Granted. The universe divides by 121111117.

I wish for nothing.

Granted but you soon die as there is no universe to keep you alive.

I wish to love

Granted. Each lover leaves you brokenhearted.

I wish for a flashlight.

Granted. There's no batteries in it.

I wish to finish my essay.

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My nephew Coke needs to eat! Obviously we're related.

Granted the essay about you is done.

I wish I had 30 lovers that all liked each other.

Granted, but none of them like you.

I wish the end of wars.