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Granted. A horrible blunt pain in the neck will result whenever someone lies to/for you.

I wish for several cubic meters of aerogel on the ground 50 meters from me.

Granted. You spend the rest of your life separating bit by minuscule bit of the egg, working with your hands so much that you develop carpal tunnel, and focusing so much with a microscope that you start to go blind and crazy.


Granted. There is a giant brick wall 25 meters in front of you as well, making it so you don't get to bask in the glory that is aerogel.


I wish for this thread to reach 1000 pages.

Granted. All of it is done by a computer who removes them almost instantly.

I wish to be inside an air-tight cage of aerogel.

Granted. You run out of oxygen within 3 hours and the cage has no way out.

I wish for a banana.

Granted. It is mushy and spoiled.

I wish for a towel.

Granted. It has already been used by someone else.

I wish for a Death Note.

Granted. It is moldy and has been used to soak up questionable and smelly liquids.

I wish for Diablo III.

Granted. Three devils arrive with pitchforks and baseball bats.

I wish for armor made of aerogel.

Granted. You lose the ability to write and can not ask somebody else to write a name for you.

Granted. The armor is way to small for you.




I wish I could read people's minds.

Granted. You go insane from observing their thoughts continually, because everyone is insane to you but you.

I wish for an ideal refrigerator.

Granted. Your refrigerator is ideal to somebody with completely opposite wants and needs from a fridge.

I wish I could put up an avatar.

Granted. You can.

I wish to cause a riot.

Granted. The riot Seriously injures a young, loud, stubborn child's parents and society forces you to care for the child until its parents fully recover.

I wish to see the solar eclipse tomorrow.

Granted. Bah.

I wish for an instrument with which to learn and practice.

Granted. It's inside your air tight aerogel cage.

I wish for a clap on/off light.

Granted in an auditorium.

I wish for an auditorium.