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20 May 2012, 5:57 pm

Granted. It is disintegrated but it used to be exactly that.

I wish for a lodestone.



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20 May 2012, 6:27 pm

Granted. You will get pulled to it and can't let go.

I wish for a fresh ice cream sundae.



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20 May 2012, 8:01 pm

granted. pity today's a saturdae

i wish for my own big business


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20 May 2012, 8:02 pm

Granted. A peasant mob Occupies it.

I wish for a crayon.



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20 May 2012, 9:09 pm

Granted. It won't write on anything.

I wish for my dog to like me.



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20 May 2012, 9:12 pm

Granted. It loves you to bits.

I wish for a magic marker.



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20 May 2012, 9:21 pm

Granted. The marker isn't actually magical, and quickly runs out.

I wish for a box of new, high-quality oil pastels.


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20 May 2012, 9:22 pm

Granted. They consist of various oils of different colors.

I wish for a graduation ring composed of gallium.



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20 May 2012, 9:25 pm

Granted. You get cancer sometime later.

I wish for this wish to be granted.


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20 May 2012, 9:26 pm

Granted. An eldritch abomination emerges from your computer screen and drives you insane.

I wish for cinnabar and brimstone.



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20 May 2012, 9:36 pm

Granted. They replace the calcium in your bones.

I wish for a triceratops.


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20 May 2012, 9:38 pm

Granted. It charges you.

I wish for a sphere with a radius of 1 cm with -100C of charge. :twisted:



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20 May 2012, 9:40 pm

Granted. You die.

I wish for a replica of GLaDOS.


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20 May 2012, 9:42 pm

Granted. GLaDOS possesses it and launches a DDOS attack on all major search and social sites.

I wish for a cinder block on the ground.



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20 May 2012, 9:53 pm

Granted. You trip over it.

I wish for an indestructible working automobile.



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20 May 2012, 9:57 pm

Granted. It is deep inside the sun.

I wish for time to stop and start every second.