What's Your Line?

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(Fat Amy is working out)

AMY: Man, I should have taken that cardio thing more seriously!

"How much did you do?"

AMY: You're looking at it.

"Pitch Perfect"

Donkey: [singing] The sun will come out tomorrow, bet your bottom...

[trails off]

Shrek: Bet my bottom?

Donkey: I'm coming Elizabeth!

[passes out]

"Shrek 2"

Money can buy everything but happiness and real relationships... that I feel would be a good line.

"Well, Homer ate the entire wedding cake by himself. Before the wedding."

Marge in The Simpsons.

Donkey: I don't wanna die! I don't wanna DIE! Oh, sweet sister mother of mercy! I'm melting! I'M MEEELTIIING!

Shrek: It's just the rain, Donkey.

"Shrek 2"

[first lines]

Prince Charming: Once upon a time, in a kingdom far, far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl, and throughout the land everyone was happy, until the sun went down, and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. Desperate, they sought the help of a fairy godmother, who had them lock the young princess away in a tower, there to await the kiss of the handsome Prince Charming. It was he who would chance the perilous journey through blistering cold and scorching desert, traveling for many days and nights, risking life and limb to reach the dragon's keep, for he was the bravest, and most handsome in all the land, and it was destiny that his kiss would break the dreaded curse. He alone would climb to the highest room of the tallest tower to enter the princess's chambers, cross the room to her sleeping silhouette, pull back the gossamer curtains to find her- gasp!

Wolf: What?

Prince Charming: Princess... Fiona?

Wolf: NO!

Prince Charming: Oh, thank heavens! Where is she?

Wolf: She's on her honeymoon.

Prince Charming: Honeymoon? With whom?

"Shrek 2"

Donkey: I mean, how good looking could this Prince Charming guy be anyway?

The Ugly Stepsister: Are you kiddin'? He's gorgeous! His face looks like it was carved by angels.

Puss-in-Boots: Hmmm... he sounds dreamy.

"Shrek 2"

"Where's your Luftwaffe now, sir?"

German officer in Sink the Bismarck!

Lightning McQueen: Doc, hold it! Seriously, your driving's incredible!

Doc Hudson: Wonderful. Now go away.

Lightning McQueen: Hey, I mean it. You've still got it!

Doc Hudson: I'm asking you to leave.

Lightning McQueen: Come on. I'm a racecar, you're... a much older racecar, but under the hood, you and I are the same.

Doc Hudson: We are not the same! Understand? Now, get out!

Lightning McQueen: How could a car like you quit at the top of your game?

Doc Hudson: You think I quit?

[Turns a light on a framed newspaper headline: "CRASH! Hudson Hornet out for season"]

Lightning McQueen: Right. Your big wreck in '54.

Doc Hudson: They quit on me. When I finally got put together, I went back expecting a big welcome. You know what they said? "You're history." Moved right on to the next rookie standing in line. There was a lot left in me. I never got a chance to show 'em. I keep that to remind me never to go back. I just never expected that that world would... would find me here.

Lightning McQueen: Hey, look, Doc, I'm not them.

Doc Hudson: Oh yeah?

Lightning McQueen: No, I'm not.

Doc Hudson: When was the last time you cared about something except yourself, hot rod? You name me one time and I will take it all back. Uhuh, Didn't think so. These are good folk around here, who care about one another. I don't want 'em depending on someone they can't count on.

Lightning McQueen: Oh like you? You've been here how long and your friends don't even know who you are? Who's caring about only himself?

Doc Hudson: Just finish that road and get outta here!

"Cars"

Sarge: "Will you turn that disrespectful junk off?!"

Fillmore: "Respect the classics, man!"

Cars.

^^ LOL



The King: Hey, buddy. You're one gutsy racer.

Lightning McQueen: Oh, hey, Mr. The King.

The King: You got more talent in one lugnut than a lot of cars has got on their whole body.

Lightning McQueen: Really? Oh, that -...

The King: But you're stupid.

Lightning McQueen: Excuse me?

"Cars"

"Lightning McQueen: Okay, here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed. One winner, forty-two losers. I eat losers for breakfast. Breakfast? Maybe I should have had breakfast? Brekkie could be good for me. No, no, no, focus. Speed. Faster than fast, quicker than quick. I am Lightning."

Cars.

Lightning McQueen: [to Minny and Van, who are leaving] I'm telling you, you gotta help me! Don't leave me here! I'm in hillbilly hell! My IQ's dropping by the second! I'm becoming one of them!

"Cars"

Sarge: "A-TEN HUT! Kiss the pavement goodbye, gentlemen! When I'm finished with you, you'll have mud in places you didn't know you had."

SUV: "Yo! I've never been off road!"

Sarge: "Well, that's gonna change RIGHT now! About face! Drop and give me twenty miles! Go! go, go, go! Go!"

SUV: "Aw, MAN. Now I've got dirt in my rims!"

Cars.

Doc Hudson: [Doc and Lightning are racing in the dirt] Yeeehaa! Well, you sure ain't no dirt boy.

Lightning McQueen: Not today, old man. I know all your tricks.

[Doc suddenly swerves off screen]

Lightning McQueen: [looking for him] Doc! Doc?

Doc Hudson: [Flies over Lightning] YEEEHAAAAA! Not ALL my tricks, rookie!

"Cars"

Mac: "Hey. . . they're just using the same actor over and over. What kind of cut-rate production is this?"

(Look who's talking!)

Cars.