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26 Jun 2019, 9:24 pm

Eat an onion and Limburger cheese sandwich on the way to a job interview. Make sure to slice both the cheese and onion very thickly!



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26 Jun 2019, 9:29 pm

use limburger cheese and rotten onions as a room scent



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27 Jun 2019, 1:12 am

Use a knife to get toast out of the toaster.
(I still do this :( gently. )



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27 Jun 2019, 1:24 am

do that while standing in a pouring shower.



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27 Jun 2019, 4:46 pm

Roll in kitty litter after your cat has used the litter box.



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27 Jun 2019, 4:55 pm

8398 wrote:
Use a knife to get toast out of the toaster.
(I still do this :( gently. )


Good advice... Make sure the toaster is off first whatever you do!




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27 Jun 2019, 8:32 pm

be poor in amuuuurica.



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27 Jun 2019, 9:34 pm

For the wealthy ladies: buy a vacation home in Iran.



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27 Jun 2019, 9:39 pm

advice for LGBTQ, go to Uganda and expect to be welcomed with open arms [and machetes].



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27 Jun 2019, 9:59 pm

Join a cult.



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27 Jun 2019, 10:49 pm

replace your TP with an awl.



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27 Jun 2019, 11:02 pm

Throw away ALL of your medications and fill your medicine cabinet with homeopathic remedies.



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27 Jun 2019, 11:05 pm

throw away all your homeopathic remedies and replace them with arsenic and castor bean extract.



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27 Jun 2019, 11:12 pm

Try to reason with a conspiracy theorist.



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27 Jun 2019, 11:16 pm

try to get a maga to vote democratic.



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27 Jun 2019, 11:20 pm

Become a maga