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Me and the Sphinx got a personal secret that I can't tell you about under his left paw

My secret can be learned by asking those who don't know me.

Everybody that does know you, posted your secrets in the secret aspie thread

The Secret Aspies work for me. Their thread is cheap and made from inferior cotton. What I secrete is between me and my dermotologist.

Your dermatologist is my ex wife, her skin creams have no hidden intentions
and I do not have a key to her office, nor have I been bottling your secretions as love potion #10

Love potion #10 is under license and is only distributed in France.

And that's a lie.

Now everyone knows the secretive ingriedients and their origin - and that's no pun

It is early here in the Bahamas and I am so very rested. I have no desire to curl up in my uncomfortable bed and cuddle up to my smelly hubby and drift off to sleep. I won't dream of corrected wrongs and I will forget how cool my friends are when I wake up in the morning. And I promise never to return here because I have absolutely no fun at all playing games at WP.

So, this is not G'Night! I won't see you tomorrow! Or maybe I will, but I did promise to stay away.

night-night

Feyhera

I love it when she does that

And I have no Idea why she could be tired

And I definitely have no idea what else she could be talking about

I love it when I go hungry.

i am not trying to get rid of a bad obsession

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

I have an abundance of energy!

I hate Pizza Rolls.

i used to love the lunch room pizza in school

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

I am absolutely not in a hurry to go to work right now. Plus, this is not my first day at work.

I was not depressed for an obvious reason earlier today and I don't feel better now.