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Granted. You suffer blunt trauma not long after you start.

I wish for cake.

Granted, but you can't eat it too.

I wish for an unbreakable crystal statue.

Granted. It is melted and boiled.

I wish for the title deed to the moon.

Granted, but it's for one of Mars' moons.

I wish to not be bored right now.

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My nephew Coke needs to eat! Obviously we're related.

Granted. http://mycalcdb.free.fr/

I wish for perfection.

Granted, but it's someone else's idea of perfection.

I wish to get over my art block.

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My nephew Coke needs to eat! Obviously we're related.

Granted. You trip over it while jumping over it.

I wish for a set of strong, durable magnets.

Granted, They become attracted to each other and can't be pulled apart.

I wish to move to the right planet.

Granted. You move into the core.

I wish for a strong, durable magnet.

Granted. You accidentally swallow it and come into contact with another strong, durable magnet.

I wish for more neodymium magnets.

Granted. They are magnetic but extremely weak.

I wish for a vacuum pump.

Granted. Everyone else has one too, and it's the most boring device on the planet.

I wish for a tequila shot.

Granted, but there is no glass for it and it drops to the floor.

I wish for a fountain of chocolate milkshake.

Granted. All of it is spoiled.

I wish for a nothing.

Granted. The universe collapses into a formless void and you asphyxiate in 30 seconds.

I wish to discover the secret of antigravity.

Granted, you found it! Albeit by discovering it you are floating away from the earth into deepspace.

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I wish for a permanent mosquito deterent