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23 May 2012, 8:19 am

Granted. Mosquitoes are deterred. Stinging insects are attracted to you.

I wish my life wasn't a waste



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23 May 2012, 8:55 am

Granted, waste is now your life.

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I wish justice for all!


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23 May 2012, 9:13 am

Granted, but sometimes injustice makes the world go round unfortunately (sorry, couldn't think of a more intelligent answer).


I wish my darling bus-driver was back on my bus.


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23 May 2012, 9:15 am

granted....you get a bad metallica cd

i wish if there really was a god it would come to earth and set everyone right


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23 May 2012, 11:12 am

Granted -- he's in Pennsylvania under the name of Rick Santorum.

I wish I still had my blond locks.



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23 May 2012, 11:19 am

Granted, but everybody shuns you because they think you're a dumb blonde...

I wish I could speak every language of the world



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23 May 2012, 2:33 pm

Granted. Your head goes "BOOM!"

I wish that all the Dragon Ball Z characters were killed by Daleks, as well as the My Little Pony Characters.


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23 May 2012, 3:31 pm

Granted. Fans of the two shows flock to your home and kill you.

I wish for a spring that will keep its original shape no matter how far I stretch it.


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23 May 2012, 3:58 pm

Granted, you are now a spring.

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I wish for a portable hole.


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23 May 2012, 5:11 pm

Granted. You fall into it.

I wish for a black-and-white rainbow.



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23 May 2012, 5:20 pm

Granted. Your cones are killed.

I wish to inflict justice upon everyone else.



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23 May 2012, 5:22 pm

Granted, you are now colourblind.

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I wish you a merry christmas :santa:


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23 May 2012, 9:36 pm

Granted, we all have a merry Christmas - yours sucks.

I wish to be a brain in a vat.


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23 May 2012, 9:50 pm

Granted. The vat tips over.

I wish for illiteracy.



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23 May 2012, 9:58 pm

Granted////tvfkuvblgyuiglgigbhjvhjhvhvhuuighftf6tf O what is this the doctor didnt know how to use the lazer.

I wish to be alive but never had been born.



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23 May 2012, 10:01 pm

Granted. You will be born soon. Unless.

I wish for a pound of salt.