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23 May 2012, 10:09 pm

Granted. Now you have to consume it all at once.

I wish for a full-ride scholarship to MIT. :lol:


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23 May 2012, 10:11 pm

Granted. An experiment conducted by a rogue student angry at its professor causes the obliteration of Cambridge. On the bright side, that includes Harvard. :twisted:

I wish for nothing to happen.



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23 May 2012, 10:16 pm

Granted. The universe collapses and ceases to exist, and then nothing (truly) happens.

I wish for my wisdom teeth to be pulled out painlessly.


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23 May 2012, 10:18 pm

Granted. All the other teeth are pulled out as well.

I wish for a substance that can combine with borax to form a potent insecticide with little effect on humans.



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23 May 2012, 10:20 pm

Granted. All supplies of Borax are gone

I wish for the desalination of the Atlantic Ocean.



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23 May 2012, 10:24 pm

Granted. You wreak havoc on the ecosystem as a result.

I wish to stop procrastinating.


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23 May 2012, 10:25 pm

Granted. You start abcrastinating.

I wish for the destruction of the fourth wall.



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23 May 2012, 10:42 pm

Granted. All the other walls also collapse on you.

I wish for a working car that takes no energy nor exertion to run.



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23 May 2012, 10:49 pm

Granted, it only works in a vacuum.

I wish for a computer with endless battery life.


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23 May 2012, 11:12 pm

Granted but its radioactive you cant touch it.

I wish I didnt nead sleep at all.



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23 May 2012, 11:15 pm

Granted. You get extremely bored at night when everything outside is closed and dark.

I wish I have a laser.


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23 May 2012, 11:16 pm

Granted. It fires into your eyes.

I wish for a letter.



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23 May 2012, 11:19 pm

Granted. It is a letter from the college of your choice rescinding your admission offer.

I wish for a turret flashlight.


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23 May 2012, 11:55 pm

Granted. It is stuck on the top of a turret.

I wish for a file.



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23 May 2012, 11:57 pm

Granted. It is a nail file, and you have no use for it.

I wish I will be happy.


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23 May 2012, 11:59 pm

Granted but the drugs wear off and you feel worse.
I wish I could survive in a vacume.