Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but it causes world war 3 due to conflict

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I wish I had a Harley Davidson XL883L

Granted. It's made in China by child laborers, you cruel, heartless soul.

I wish I had an army of Eldritch Abominations at my command.

Granted. They perform mutiny on you.

I wish for the extinction of fire ants.

Granted but the wasp spider hybryd that killed them off is far worce.

I wish for a world with out vowels.

Grntd. Vnn Wht nds th wrld.

I wish to not be stressed out.

Granted you tried a new drug and now you cant feel any emotion at all.

I wish I could create the first warp engine.

Granted, it explodes, causing a hole in the space-time continuum

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I wish I was a Hippalectryon and vampire sea-creature trybrid

Granted, you detest blood and crave tomatosoup.

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I wish for the following sentence to be solved:
"This sentence is false"

Granted. The sentence is actually true, but wishing for such things has caused the entire world's language system to collapse, rendering everyone without language. Without language, we devolve into a primitive species, as communication is key in the survival of society.
For your question, a local tribe (the goverment fell) has placed a bounty on your head. They capture and kill you within 20 years of your wish.

You monster. Look what you've done!

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I wish I was the master of space and time, with the ability to bend or alter, or even destroy time itself.

Granted. Another Time warper appears and messes all your plans up to stop you from destroying the universe and then kills you. He has a british accent and goes by the name of "the Doctor."

I wish twelve space orks led by an ork warboss appeared in China.

Granted the get poisoned by the e-wast being recycled there and die.

I wish I had esp.

Granted, but you'll always have to listen to everyone's thoughts all the time.

I wish I had was a humanoid scorpion.

Granted. But because you're part scorpion, you have a limited lifespan

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I wish I could meet the girl I like.

Granted. But you will never see her again.

I wish for Mars to be inhabitable.

Granted, but the Martians will wipe us out.

I wish I had Godzilla as a pet.

Granted but you will inevitably be crushed by it very soon.

I wish I could become invisible for periods of time.