Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. You will only be invisible when your attendance is required,

I wish to be eternally happy.

Granted, but you can't have any other emotion/feeling anymore.

I wish I was beyond Omnipotence.

Granted. Your head explodes from the revelation and the Old Ones are coming back.

I wish cthulhu was in the Twilight place so Edward and his idiotic human girlfriend would die slow, painful deaths.

*Thinks*

......Nah, I'll let that wish slide.

I wish I had the B.F.G. 9000.

Granted. You get 9,000 Big Friendly Giants.

I wish a single space marine appeared in your kitchen.

Granted, but I'll call Master Chief, Duke Nukem, or Doom Guy to kick his a**.

I wish I could watch Kuroshitsuji II instantly on Netflix.

Granted. This causes the time warp that causes the universe to implode.

I wish to see a 4-dimensional drawing.

Granted. It turns into a lovecraftian monster from beyond.

I wish the Elder Ones invaded the place in My Little Pony.

Granted. The Fourth Wall Will Not Protect You.

I wish for three hundred titanium Necron Immortals.

Granted. They are in the real life and kill you, as well as everyone they meet. Have fun!

I wish an orc hoard went into the place Twilights in and killed all that stands in their way.

Granted. You were one of those standing in the way.

I wish this thread wouldn't drop to page 2 again.

Granted. Unfortunately, a leprechaun and a hoard of bat-winged toddler demons with curly horns invade your house.

I wish that SPC-682 existed, as well as the Slenderman.

Granted. The world is destroyed in response.

I wish for the same charge on magnets to attract.

Granted. All atoms collapse, and the universe becomes dysfunctional.

I wish for a bouncy Sharpie highlighter.

Granted. It bounces across the floor, through an open window, and falls to the ground, and then crashes into your bosses wind-shield, causing him to swerve into another and die. You are forced to go to the funeral.

I wish Girl Genius was a good webcomic.

Granted. You lose your ability to read.

I wish for pulp-free lemonade