BANNED (The Game)

Post Reply New Topic

Banned for not looking me in the eye.

Banned for staring at me.

Banned for having no eyes, nose, mouth or indeed a face at all!

Banned for not realizing that I've grown out of The Simpsons, but am still using Homer's name in my signature to make a point about my beliefs.

Banned for having grown out of the Simpsons.

Banned for sleeping at the keyboard.

Banned for having more than 22,000 posts.

banned for being the same age as me...

Banned for flying too low.

Banned for listing his age in dog years.

Banned for giving misguiding directions in your sig. (I'm now twirling in a forest I've never been before.... and it's pitch dark) (bugger)

Banned for being lost in the forest. Oh look... a house made of sweets and candy, maybe you should knock at the door and see who lives there?

Banned for referring to the Grimm bros and making me think of my childhood (=>not a bad thing though).

(um, wish I had brought some pebbles a/o bread myself in order to find my way back 'cos bugger, still twirling here)

Banned for dropping bread crumbs in the forest (the birds liked them though). If you are still lost why not ask that young lady dressed all in red for directions? I think she is going to visit her grandmother.

Well, I encountered the big bad wolf earlier and asked him the way back to home. I found him behind some bushes in a somewhat strange posture. At first he didn't answer but when I said something about his big ears, mouth and finally his little squeezed together eyes.... he replied quite bold and angry.... leave me alone, can't you see I'm taking a shite here.

Banning myself here for being this lame.

(off I go)

If you were not already banned I'd ban you for talking to a wolf while it is "busy".