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KyleTheGhost
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12 Dec 2015, 9:10 am

"I can't reach! My arms are too short!"


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12 Dec 2015, 10:27 am

Judging from the image it seems he can only reach the lower part of the keyboard :lol:


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12 Dec 2015, 10:29 am

Xvcx mxvv bc mvvx.

(That must be hard)


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12 Dec 2015, 10:32 am

mnbvcxz

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12 Dec 2015, 10:41 am

(T-rex roars, does the only thing it can thing of: Eats the keyboard)


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14 Dec 2015, 7:55 am

Hello, it's me.



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14 Dec 2015, 8:54 am

What manner of creature are you? :mrgreen:


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14 Dec 2015, 10:22 am

I am a Jedi.



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14 Dec 2015, 12:46 pm

That's all right then.

Jedi take all sizes and forms.

The galaxy needs us!


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14 Dec 2015, 12:51 pm

Why did Adele cross the road?



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15 Dec 2015, 3:31 am

Dunno, why?


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15 Dec 2015, 4:29 am

To say hello from the other side.



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15 Dec 2015, 4:45 am

^ Knew that one was coming.

Hello, Mooms. How are you? :)


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15 Dec 2015, 4:47 am

I heard Australia is the land of nopes, is that true?



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15 Dec 2015, 8:27 am

Nopes?


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15 Dec 2015, 8:33 am

Nopes, as 9gaggers call them, are scary dangerous creatures such as spiders and whatnot. Australia is notorious for being full of those things, so I wouldn't resist a day there without crapping my pants. When I see daddy longs legs I run faster than Usain Bolt on coke, so just imagine how I would react in the presence of a giant hissing tarantula...yikes!! !
But Australia is not the only nope-infested continent...such things exist in the Americas as well, such as the Brazilian wandering spider whose venom gives you a painful erection before killing you, no joke.