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Daesmodalus
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23 Dec 2008, 12:07 pm

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*Staggers backwards, and hacks into the interface in Daesmodalus's gasmask, filling it with dangerous gas, the locking the seals so he can't take it off*

*Shoots next poster in the face with a rocket launcher*


*Takes off the mask*

*Dodges like a pro*

*Transmits the most potent cyber-viruses into gismo's laptop, rendering it incapable of hacking into anything, anymore.*



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23 Dec 2008, 1:24 pm

*Chucks Laptop, returns to moon base, and drives over next poster in a modified truck*



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24 Dec 2008, 12:05 am

*Deftly jumps over truck just after leaving a landmine on its path*

*And throws next poster into the ensuing crater*



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25 Dec 2008, 10:18 am

Throws an EMP bomb at all of the posters that posted on the last page leaving all weapons unusable to them.



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26 Jul 2009, 11:25 pm

I have my fat girl dressed in muddy PVC squeeze you all to death!

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28 Jul 2009, 4:47 pm

Not if I can stop it. I get in my "B" class fighter ship, and blast your PVC loving girl into nowhere's land with lasers and bombs.

The next person will be blasted with a Level II taser, causing 3 damage and a 0.5% stun rate.



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28 Jul 2009, 5:22 pm

Strapples wrote:
I have my fat girl dressed in muddy PVC squeeze you all to death!

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I love the way you link to a porn site there.

Oh, and she is probably quite tasty. I'd go for a roll in the mud with her. Fap fap fap.

I'm not talkin' to any of yous anymore. No.



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29 Jul 2009, 1:11 am

Tequila wrote:
Strapples wrote:
I have my fat girl dressed in muddy PVC squeeze you all to death!

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I love the way you link to a porn site there.

Oh, and she is probably quite tasty. I'd go for a roll in the mud with her. Fap fap fap.

I'm not talkin' to any of yous anymore. No.


i force the woman to inject pure mud into your veins (thusly killing you) for lying about me linking to a porn site... it links to imageshack, NYAH NYAH!


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29 Jul 2009, 4:12 pm

Time to rid of Strapples. I ask my robots and men to build a barracks which will increase the health of the base to 900. After the building is finished, I request it to build and train 10 marines.

With that done, I get my "B" class fighter which acts as a "temporary dropship", fly to the vicinity of his neoprene tank, and let the marines free, attacking that tank until it explodes which will take 50 posts to do, causing 60 damage per post. My fighter returns back to the moon base, having done a defense action.



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29 Jul 2009, 8:13 pm

you all are forced to smell the stench of

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some weird russian body builder while i survive safe in my neoprene tank


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30 Jul 2009, 6:15 pm

Plugs up my nose to survive the stench. Calls in one of the trucks in the Arctic to run that girl over with a 50 ton load in the back.



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31 Jul 2009, 1:41 am

Dylan14 wrote:
Plugs up my nose to survive the stench. Calls in one of the trucks in the Arctic to run that girl over with a 50 ton load in the back.


Strapples thanks you for killing her... and allows you 24 hours of stay of battle


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31 Jul 2009, 9:31 pm

Through the travels back to the moon base, the ship finds a planet full of neoprene, PVC, and lead. I then send the coordinates to Stapples, in a chance to form an alliance with him.



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01 Aug 2009, 5:50 am

i accept the alliance offer...


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01 Aug 2009, 10:10 am

I shall help you build your base. I send a Level I habition center and 2 empty neoprene tanks. Health level of Strapples base is 600. I will also send you 5 robots.



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01 Aug 2009, 10:31 am

I offer Dylan 5 Cessna Citations, an Airbus 380, an Antonov 225, and 25 F-135 fighter jets in exchange for allowing me in the alliance.