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03 Jan 2008, 10:45 pm

Granted, but now tiny dragons attack you whenever you post :P


I wish Ben wouldn't complain so much when I hit moths.


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04 Jan 2008, 5:13 pm

Granted, he now whines when you DON'T hit them.

I wish that I had a million pounds to spend on whatever I chose.


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05 Jan 2008, 7:39 am

Granted but then you lose it all.

I wish I could star in the next "Star Wars" film if there is one. :)


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05 Jan 2008, 7:44 am

mightyzebra wrote:
Granted but then you lose it all.

I wish I could star in the next "Star Wars" film if there is one. :)


Granted,but you're cast as jar jar binks

i wish i was captain of the millenium falcon
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05 Jan 2008, 8:38 am

syzygyish wrote:
mightyzebra wrote:
Granted but then you lose it all.

I wish I could star in the next "Star Wars" film if there is one. :)


Granted,but you're cast as jar jar binks

i wish i was captain of the millenium falcon
8)


Granted! no corruption

i wish i could have a 5000 pound sumo wrestler girl whos arms are so large they wrap me up completely hug me tightly while sticky and warm :D


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05 Jan 2008, 9:49 am

Granted but she crushes you and all your bones break. :twisted:

I wish I could star in the next Star Wars film as a girl who is related to Luke Skywalker in some way and helps save him at one point.


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05 Jan 2008, 9:52 am

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Granted but she crushes you and all your bones break. :twisted:

I wish I could star in the next Star Wars film as a girl who is related to Luke Skywalker in some way and helps save him at one point.


talk about having a real crush on me hehehe...

Granted! but luke dies halfway in the film...

i wish i could live within my giant girlfriends arms all squished in there for the rest of life without bones


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05 Jan 2008, 9:56 am

Granted but then you can't move and you want to go off to Starbucks but you can't because you're all muscle and no bones. :twisted:

Oh and how would Luke die?

I wish I was in the next Star Wars film as a girl blah blah blah... And Luke doesn't die! :)


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05 Jan 2008, 10:01 am

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Granted but then you can't move and you want to go off to Starbucks but you can't because you're all muscle and no bones. :twisted:

Oh and how would Luke die?

I wish I was in the next Star Wars film as a girl blah blah blah... And Luke doesn't die! :)


Granted! but the set blows up and you both wind up in the hospital, in totally seperate care units :evil:

i wish my girlfriends arms were warmer and stickier ;) :lol:


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05 Jan 2008, 10:04 am

Granted but you get so attached to her (not emotionally :twisted:) and then you can't eat or drink or anything so you DIE. :twisted: :twisted:

I wish I could have a book of my own published.


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05 Jan 2008, 10:07 am

mightyzebra wrote:
Granted but you get so attached to her (not emotionally :twisted:) and then you can't eat or drink or anything so you DIE. :twisted: :twisted:

I wish I could have a book of my own published.


Granted! but its published by el crappo booko in mexico!

i wish i could live without eating drinking or anything and live the rest of life all wrapped up in my girlfriends arms ;)


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06 Jan 2008, 5:13 am

granted! but she gets sick of you and puts you down on the ground.

I wish i had a lifetime supply of cupcakes.



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06 Jan 2008, 5:23 am

Granted, but you would become morbidly obese from eating so many of them.

I wish the previous two Guitar Hero games were released on Wii.


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06 Jan 2008, 8:31 am

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Granted, but you would become morbidly obese from eating so many of them.

I wish the previous two Guitar Hero games were released on Wii.


Granted! but they suck real real real bad!

tweety_fan wrote:
granted! but she gets sick of you and puts you down on the ground.

I wish i became so stuck in her arms that it is impossible for her to put me down...


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06 Jan 2008, 9:33 pm

Granted. She is stuck taking you to the loony bin when she snaps.

I wish that the world stopped using Internet Explorer.


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06 Jan 2008, 9:35 pm

ihitterdal wrote:
Granted. She is stuck taking you to the loony bin when she snaps.

I wish that the world stopped using Internet Explorer.


Granted! but it will happen over the next 20 years very slowly. and everyone will slowly switch to mac :twisted: maybe thats good :twisted:

(at least ill still be stuck in her warm sticky arms in the loony bin right?)

i wish my girlfriends arms were even stronger and could squish me so tightly i cant even wiggle


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