Corrupt A Wish

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Omnicognic
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06 Jun 2012, 2:50 pm

granted, the USB to end all becomes a black hole of information tech as well as self aware.... Now seeing all humanity as the enemy, it launches a pre-emptive nuke strike against...... er.. wait kinda sounds familiar.... Hey! it's that Calif Gov guy!

I wish I was no longer immortal.

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06 Jun 2012, 2:52 pm

Granted. You will self-destruct in 10 seconds.

I wish to sleep when i want to do so.

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06 Jun 2012, 9:06 pm

Granted. You will always be sleepy.

I wish for the ability of telekinesis.

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07 Jun 2012, 3:20 am

Granted, but you can only lift objects in your sleep.

I wish for my own private jet.

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07 Jun 2012, 9:51 am

Yensid wrote:

Granted, but you can only lift objects in your sleep.

I wish for my own private jet.

Granted; your jet kicks on auto-pilot in mid-flight and keeps you trapped in the air for weeks at a time.

I wish that whoever wanted to find love could find it.

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07 Jun 2012, 10:44 am

Granted you find yourself in the world's largest orgy, unfortunately it is also the largest collection of various STDs.

I wish shrinks could understand us.

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07 Jun 2012, 1:00 pm

Granted, now we have a post where we all compare the wording of our restraining orders!

I wish I was totally omnipotent

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07 Jun 2012, 2:28 pm

Omnicognic wrote:

Granted, now we have a post where we all compare the wording of our restraining orders!

I wish I was totally omnipotent

Granted; the sensory overload that comes with such renders you catatonic.

I wish that airplanes in the night sky really were shooting stars...

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07 Jun 2012, 2:28 pm

Granted, but then they all land here...

I wish someone would SHOW UP!! !

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07 Jun 2012, 5:59 pm

Granted! Here I am!... wait what's this? Another restraining order??! !

I wish I could make people disappear at will.

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07 Jun 2012, 6:34 pm

Granted. Now you're the loneliest person in your entire neighbourhood.

I wish I had a date with Dr. Spencer Reid.

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07 Jun 2012, 7:13 pm

Granted. You become a fictional character.

I wish my computer wouldn't crash.

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07 Jun 2012, 7:20 pm

Granted, now your computer won't boot up..

I wish for just one day (at least) everyone on the planet was happy!

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07 Jun 2012, 10:29 pm

Granted. It's caused by alien parasites.

I wish that 30 aliens(plus a Queen) and eight predators appeared in the world in My Little Pony and wrecked havoc.

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07 Jun 2012, 11:36 pm

Done there are a few less avatars available for WP.

Wish I could solve the worlds problems with out creating more problems.

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08 Jun 2012, 1:32 am

Granted. Everybody's problems are solved, but now they have a stranger's problems.

I wish for a bucket of popcorn.

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