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19 Jun 2012, 11:16 am

Granted, but she is a golden retriever and nearing retirement.

I wish for infinite wishes



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19 Jun 2012, 12:27 pm

Granted, but your infinite wishes are limited ones, related to things you really don't want/like.

I wish that the U.S elections go the way I want them to go, even though I am not a US citizen I still care.


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19 Jun 2012, 1:20 pm

Granted, so the government is replaced by dictatorship. Now we all have to work in a button factory.

I wish to build Utopia.



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20 Jun 2012, 5:13 am

Granted. You build Utopia, but you don't get to live in it.

I wish for a plane ticket to anywhere I want to go.


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20 Jun 2012, 9:36 am

Granted. But the connecting flight gets stuck on the tarmac and you miss the flight.

I wish for the moon to be inhabitable.



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20 Jun 2012, 10:20 am

Granted, but it really is made of cheese, Limberger cheese and that's all you can eat.

I wish I could come back as a gifted ahtlete.



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20 Jun 2012, 10:39 am

Granted, but your mental capabilities are below normal, and you suffer a debilitating physical injury in your childhood.

I wish I can finish this physics class lab in the next 30 minutes.


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20 Jun 2012, 10:46 am

Granted, last night's dinner will provide the propulsion for you to rapidly remove yourself from the lab.

I wish I could relive those good old days in high school.



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20 Jun 2012, 1:27 pm

Granted, but you have to relive them through the body of a fish. Which is quite awkward in a dry environment.

I wish I had an angel for one moment of love...


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20 Jun 2012, 2:21 pm

Granted, but he is a hell's angel and hasn't washed for 2 months.

I wish I could be invisible



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20 Jun 2012, 3:15 pm

Granted. You get run over by a truck whose driver couldn't see you.

I wish to sing on-tune



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20 Jun 2012, 4:04 pm

Granted, but you have to go under water to sing.



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20 Jun 2012, 4:18 pm

Granted. You are removed from the universe.

I wish that I would not gag whenever I eat watermelon with little seeds.


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21 Jun 2012, 5:37 am

Granted. You are forced to eat watermelons with gigantic seeds, which choke you.

I wish that I could skip tomorrow's meeting.


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21 Jun 2012, 10:35 am

Granted, it has been moved to all day (two days) this coming weekend.

I wish I still had my Beach Boy blond locks.



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21 Jun 2012, 6:57 pm

Granted but it's on top of a volcano and it fell in the lava.
I wish could get back into this Universe.
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Now with that logic, it makes me insane, but what about you?
What makes you nuts?

The world is a mess.
The mess is full of color, beauty, laughter, happiness, sadness, pain, misery, and everyone can relate to this crazy world. For we all live