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25 Jun 2012, 9:23 am

Granted, everyone becomes a baby, but there's no one to change the diapers.

I wish it would on the 4th of July, just once.



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25 Jun 2012, 12:45 pm

Granted July 4th just happens once but it happened before you born.


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The world is a mess.
The mess is full of color, beauty, laughter, happiness, sadness, pain, misery, and everyone can relate to this crazy world. For we all live


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25 Jun 2012, 3:26 pm

Granted, but you can no longer do invisible wishes.

I wish everything would stop falling apart on me.



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25 Jun 2012, 4:20 pm

Granted, now they just disintergrate and blow away.

I wish the judge would hurry up and make a decision.


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25 Jun 2012, 8:56 pm

Granted. He decides against you.

I wish to be able to fly.



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26 Jun 2012, 1:30 am

Granted, you are now a dove, being chased by a cat.

I wish that annoying people would shut up.


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26 Jun 2012, 3:50 pm

Granted but you are one and can never speak again.

I wish I was a robot.


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Now with that logic, it makes me insane, but what about you?
What makes you nuts?

The world is a mess.
The mess is full of color, beauty, laughter, happiness, sadness, pain, misery, and everyone can relate to this crazy world. For we all live


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26 Jun 2012, 3:57 pm

Beppieiscool wrote:
Granted but you are one and can never speak again.

I wish I was a robot.


Granted. You are now an assembly arm in an automobile factory.

I wish I had the energy to do my job with enthusiasm every day.



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26 Jun 2012, 4:53 pm

Granted, you'll get used to the caffeine IV in your arm with time.

I wish I had a database of all Nintendo games.


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26 Jun 2012, 5:00 pm

Granted, but it comes with a whole load of adverts and virals which clog up your screen, not allowing you to easily access the Database.

I wish that I was not quite so sleepy.


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26 Jun 2012, 10:21 pm

Granted. You are now constantly awake while trapped in 1923.

I wish that you were turned into a winged unicorn pony and then a space marine kicked your- well, you know.


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27 Jun 2012, 3:37 am

Granted, but now you are being chased by a mad unicorn pony with a very sharp horn.

I wish that I had a good excuse.


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27 Jun 2012, 3:40 am

Granted, but now you are being chased by a mad unicorn pony with a very sharp horn.

I wish that I had a good excuse.


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27 Jun 2012, 9:34 am

Granted. But it is with someone who won't accept any excuse.

I wish for the heatwave to stop.



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27 Jun 2012, 10:47 am

Granted, the next ice age has begun.

I wish I could eat anything without getting fat



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27 Jun 2012, 10:50 am

Granted. No matter what you do, you lose weight dangerously fast, resulting in death.

I wish I will finish two biology problem sets today.


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