Corrupt A Wish

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Oldout
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27 Jun 2012, 10:54 am

Granted, your killing roach and scaring the mouse away count.

I wish I had X-ray vision.

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27 Jun 2012, 10:57 am

Granted. Now you can't recognize people because they all look the same on the inside.

I wish for a bathtub shaped like a perfect rectangular prism.

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27 Jun 2012, 12:43 pm

Granted. You are trapped inside it.

I wish for a 2-dimensional Möbius strip

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27 Jun 2012, 8:58 pm

Granted but I don't know when you will get for drawn on postcard destined for nowhere.
I wish I had a character in world of Shadow of Israphel :wink: Yogscast

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Now with that logic, it makes me insane, but what about you?
What makes you nuts?

The world is a mess.
The mess is full of color, beauty, laughter, happiness, sadness, pain, misery, and everyone can relate to this crazy world. For we all live

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28 Jun 2012, 6:21 am

Granted, you had a character, but it was edited out.

I wish not to be surrounded by annoying people.

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28 Jun 2012, 7:19 am

Granted, you're now surrounded by interesting but extremely smelly people.

I wish my grass didn't need cutting

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28 Jun 2012, 9:25 am

Granted. It all turns into weeds.

I wish the Colorado fires would die out.

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28 Jun 2012, 10:40 am

Granted, but now it will never stop snowing.

I wish I lived on a real WP.

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28 Jun 2012, 12:54 pm

Granted. You live on Venus. For about a second.

I wish I had a burrito.

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28 Jun 2012, 7:21 pm

Granted you ate the burrito but now you have terrible gas.
I wish I had a ton of cheese.

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29 Jun 2012, 1:04 am

Granted, but I ate it for you.

I wish I could be understood

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29 Jun 2012, 3:28 am

Granted. Now tulips understand you.

I wish for a flash of inspiration.

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29 Jun 2012, 10:28 am

Granted, but don't forget to wipe properly.

I wish I could have stormed the beaches on D-day.

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29 Jun 2012, 10:30 am

Oldout wrote:

Granted, but don't forget to wipe properly.

I wish I could have stormed the beaches on D-day.

Granted. You are transported back in space and time to the Normandy Invasion, and inadvertently interfere with someone who knew your grandparents. Through a series of random events this ends up preventing your own birth, resulting in a causality paradox that destroys the fabric of spacetime. Murderer.

I wish for something stronger than coffee.

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29 Jun 2012, 10:48 am

Granted, but when take a puff the gasoline ignites and your guts are splattered all over the place.

I wish wishing would stop.

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29 Jun 2012, 11:02 am

Granted now the game stops.

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