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02 Jul 2012, 2:11 pm

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Granted. It's so bad that it gets you banned by the mods.

I wish I understand electromagnetic induction.


Granted. You mosey on into the largest solenoid ever built just as the power is turned on, and just before the rapidly fluctuating magnetic fields send you into cardiac arrest, you finally understand induction.

*** YOU HAVE DIED ***

I wish I weren't addicted to WP so I could get some work done.



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02 Jul 2012, 10:58 pm

Granted you're no longer addicted but you love it so much you spend twice as much time on here.

I wish I could go back in time and save my first girlfriend.



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03 Jul 2012, 6:46 am

Granted, but you accidentally modify the past, so you never met her.

I wish for a perfectly clear picture of Bigfoot.


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03 Jul 2012, 6:51 am

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Granted but you don't know what to do with it.

I wish I was so rich that I would never be bothered by (lack) of money for the rest of my life.



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03 Jul 2012, 8:02 am

Granted, but then you get bored of having too much money and then you spend it all, meaning you lose everything. :twisted:

I wish that I had no fear.


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03 Jul 2012, 10:26 am

Granted, you will now be picking tomatoes for the next 60 days.

I wish I didn't sweat both figuratively and physically.



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03 Jul 2012, 11:50 am

Granted, you now cool down by turning green and pulsating

I wish to find the truth



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03 Jul 2012, 3:55 pm

Granted, but much of it is so horrifying and horrible that you die of anger and sadness within seconds.

I wish that racism was not related so often with sport.


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03 Jul 2012, 5:51 pm

Granted. Now it is related with everything else.

I wish you had an opposite gender clone.


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03 Jul 2012, 9:55 pm

Granted. She kills you.

I wish to clean my house.



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04 Jul 2012, 5:36 am

Granted, but you become comatose in the process as it is such hard work. :twisted:

I wish that I could invite all of my favourite famous people (including celebrities) round to my house for my next birthday party.


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04 Jul 2012, 5:53 am

Granted. Their security won't let you in and now you're homeless.

I wish I could relax



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04 Jul 2012, 8:48 am

Granted, but you relax so much you fall asleep for the next 168 hours and miss all of your appointments this week.

I wish there were real hobbits.


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04 Jul 2012, 11:30 am

Granted. Unfortunately, they went extinct 13,000 years ago. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo_floresiensis)

I wish my neighbors would stop doing their laundry on my laundry day.


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04 Jul 2012, 12:13 pm

Granted, they stop at 23.59.

I wish I had more time



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04 Jul 2012, 12:21 pm

Granted. Your residence is filled with old copies of Time Magazine.

I wish i could run without getting exhausted.