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01 Jul 2019, 9:48 pm

Sell your house and spend your life savings on lottery tickets.


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01 Jul 2019, 10:22 pm

eat a V-8 engine whole.



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01 Jul 2019, 10:31 pm

The next time a cop pulls you over for speeding tell the officer to mind his or her own business.


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01 Jul 2019, 11:03 pm

Agree to be interviewed about women and autism, despite the fact you're mute and you haven't slept.


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01 Jul 2019, 11:16 pm

Twilightprincess wrote:
The next time a cop pulls you over for speeding tell the officer to mind his or her own business.

better yet, do a "zsa zsa" on the cop.



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02 Jul 2019, 3:58 am

Emotionally unstable? Mental health problems? Have children!

(That's actual advice I got from my mother... She really believed it would solve my problems 8O )


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02 Jul 2019, 8:19 am

magz wrote:
Emotionally unstable? Mental health problems? Have children!

(That's actual advice I got from my mother... She really believed it would solve my problems 8O )


There’s some sound advice! :P


Put off until tomorrow, what you can do today.


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01 Sep 2019, 9:31 am

Remember that you are a Womble, and you will go far in life.


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01 Sep 2019, 9:54 am

magz wrote:
Emotionally unstable? Mental health problems? Have children!

(That's actual advice I got from my mother... She really believed it would solve my problems 8O )


For some problems I've heard it works e.g. Myalgic Encephalomyelitis ( autoimmune diseases can be helped by hormones found in pregnancy ).


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01 Sep 2019, 10:08 am

SaveFerris wrote:
magz wrote:
Emotionally unstable? Mental health problems? Have children!

(That's actual advice I got from my mother... She really believed it would solve my problems 8O )

For some problems I've heard it works e.g. Myalgic Encephalomyelitis ( autoimmune diseases can be helped by hormones found in pregnancy ).

But then the pregnancy hormones are gone and you have to raise a child... still having your mental health issues.


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01 Sep 2019, 10:11 am

magz wrote:
SaveFerris wrote:
magz wrote:
Emotionally unstable? Mental health problems? Have children!

(That's actual advice I got from my mother... She really believed it would solve my problems 8O )

For some problems I've heard it works e.g. Myalgic Encephalomyelitis ( autoimmune diseases can be helped by hormones found in pregnancy ).

But then the pregnancy hormones are gone and you have to raise a child... still having your mental health issues.


So have another baby! That's what my mom did (probably aspie.)


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01 Sep 2019, 10:15 am

beat me too it blazing

I think my Grandmother might of had M.E. , she just kept having kids ( 5 ).

Just keep popping them out Mags :twisted: ( joke )


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01 Sep 2019, 10:22 am

Take all the advice given in this thread seriously and literally.



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01 Sep 2019, 10:27 am

SaveFerris wrote:
beat me too it blazing

I think my Grandmother might of had M.E. , she just kept having kids ( 5 ).

Just keep popping them out Mags :twisted: ( joke )


My mom had five, too. Figuring out that she was probably aspie, my entire understanding of her life and problems changed. It was humbling and I beg her forgiveness in heaven. I was not an easy child and neither were my siblings.


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01 Sep 2019, 10:41 am

My grandma had 6 in 10 years... and I had to therapy out the traumas my mother passed forward on me.


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01 Sep 2019, 11:27 am

If you're feeling depressed because you're about to turn a year older, take a nice relaxing bath with a plugged-in toaster. If you survive the electric shock, you'll realize how lucky you are that you're going to turn a year older.