Corrupt A Wish

Page 873 of 1189 [ 19015 posts ] Go to page Previous 1 ... 870, 871, 872, 873, 874, 875, 876 ... 1189 Next

Previous topic | Next topic

Oldout
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 9 Feb 2012
Age: 74
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,539
Location: Reading, PA

10 Jul 2012, 10:17 am

Granted, you are now addicted to WP until they turn off your electric.

I wish wishing wells weren't so deep.

ghoti
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 4 May 2012
Age: 57
Gender: Male
Posts: 6,596

10 Jul 2012, 11:33 am

Granted. The groundwater levels are now so high that there is frequent flooding.

I wish i could talk clearly.

Yensid
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 18 Mar 2008
Gender: Male
Posts: 5,253
Location: Honolulu, Hawaii

11 Jul 2012, 1:32 am

Granted, you can speak clearly in Ancient Sumerian.

I wish that all tall people would shrink.

_________________
"Like lonely ghosts, at a roadside cross, we stay, because we don't know where else to go." -- Orenda Fink

Oldout
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 9 Feb 2012
Age: 74
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,539
Location: Reading, PA

11 Jul 2012, 10:17 am

Granted, there an epidemic of midgets, New York City subways are going broke because they can all walk under the turnstyles.

I wish there were no more traffic jams.

ghoti
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 4 May 2012
Age: 57
Gender: Male
Posts: 6,596

11 Jul 2012, 1:02 pm

Granted. All motorized vehicles are banned.

I wish head east from the North Pole.

mightyzebra
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 25 Aug 2007
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 1,725
Location: Planet Earth.

11 Jul 2012, 3:58 pm

Granted, so you end up in North Russia, in the middle of nowhere and you soon end up stranded with remote villagers in the biting cold.

I wish there were more pieces of music like "The Rite of Spring."

_________________
"The natural world is the greatest source of excitement; the greatest source of visual beauty; the greatest source of intellectual interest. It is the greatest source of so much in life that makes life worth living." David Attenborough

Yensid
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 18 Mar 2008
Gender: Male
Posts: 5,253
Location: Honolulu, Hawaii

12 Jul 2012, 6:46 am

Granted, now all new music is required to be a slightly modified version of "The Rite of Spring".

I wish for a giant lizard to attack Tokyo.

_________________
"Like lonely ghosts, at a roadside cross, we stay, because we don't know where else to go." -- Orenda Fink

Oldout
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 9 Feb 2012
Age: 74
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,539
Location: Reading, PA

12 Jul 2012, 10:20 am

Granted, but lizard poop begins to block all streets and the city must be abandoned.

I wish I could speak another language.

mightyzebra
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 25 Aug 2007
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 1,725
Location: Planet Earth.

12 Jul 2012, 12:20 pm

Granted, but you learn to speak Esperanto, so, with no offence to the language implied, you've wasted your time.

I wish we would be encouraged to learn Esperanto so it can become a more widely spoken language.

MindWithoutWalls
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 25 Oct 2011
Age: 56
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,445
Location: In the Workshop, with the Toolbox

12 Jul 2012, 3:23 pm

Granted. Now Esperanto is the official language of the world, and nothing else is allowed to be spoken.

I wish I were an Oscar Myer wiener. (Yeah, I just dated myself. I'm such a product of my culture!)

_________________
Life is a classroom for a mind without walls.

Loitering is encouraged at The Wayshelter: http://wayshelter.com

Beppieiscool
Toucan
Toucan

Joined: 26 Apr 2011
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 278
Location: Anywhere but you are now.

12 Jul 2012, 10:15 pm

Granted but being a tasty hot dog you were eaten.

I wish I had control of sorcery/magic.

_________________
Now with that logic, it makes me insane, but what about you?
What makes you nuts?

The world is a mess.
The mess is full of color, beauty, laughter, happiness, sadness, pain, misery, and everyone can relate to this crazy world. For we all live

minotaurheadcheese
Velociraptor

Joined: 20 Apr 2012
Age: 37
Gender: Female
Posts: 412
Location: the lone lands

12 Jul 2012, 10:22 pm

Granted. You are now single-handedly responsible for the magic-related stats, scripts, and particle effects of every extant video game. Have fun.

I wish I had a less boring Latin textbook.

_________________
"And there are days when I would be away . . . Oh, wherever men of my sort used to go, long ago. Wandering on paths that other men have not seen. Behind the sky. On the other side of the rain." -Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell

Anarbaculardrop
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 31 Jan 2012
Age: 28
Gender: Male
Posts: 900
Location: Somewhere in the USA...which doesn't really help.

13 Jul 2012, 12:35 am

Granted. It was replaced with a latin translation of My Immortal, the horrendous Harry Potter fan fic which shall not be touched by my eyes.

I wish that Conan the Barbarian suddenly appeared in Russia, surrounded by his Cimmerian allies.

_________________
Respond please, I love comments.

Yensid
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 18 Mar 2008
Gender: Male
Posts: 5,253
Location: Honolulu, Hawaii

13 Jul 2012, 2:54 am

Granted. He is immediately crushed by a dozen tanks.

I wish for a silver lining.

_________________
"Like lonely ghosts, at a roadside cross, we stay, because we don't know where else to go." -- Orenda Fink

opal
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Age: 57
Gender: Female
Posts: 1,118
Location: Australia

13 Jul 2012, 3:38 am

Granted but it is a silver lining on your underpants,

I wish for a hot date in an expensive restaurant.

danmac
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 22 Mar 2010
Age: 50
Gender: Male
Posts: 3,652
Location: chi town burbs

13 Jul 2012, 8:46 am

granted......your date has a temp of 105F and is vomiting in a very classy joint

i wish i could start a store and live indipendently

_________________
everything is funny if your looking at it right

Page 873 of 1189 [ 19015 posts ] Go to page Previous 1 ... 870, 871, 872, 873, 874, 875, 876 ... 1189 Next

Jump to:

Corrupt A Wish Post Reply New Topic

Corrupt A Wish