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AspergianMutantt
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21 Jul 2012, 4:45 pm

Granted, just when you change into an animal you also end up with their mentality and IQ, and thus, get stuck as being what they are with no further human thought.

I wish everyone on the world could forever more never tell a lie.



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21 Jul 2012, 6:53 pm

Granted, all talking was turned to writing.

I wish for a moderate snowfall in July.



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21 Jul 2012, 7:21 pm

Granted, but you realize your on an alien planet were it is colder than Earth.

I wish that I was an immortal, biologically compatible, attractive alien with pointed ears.


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21 Jul 2012, 8:10 pm

wish granted, for as a statue, you will always be a compatible and attractive work of art.



I wish no one could tell or write or otherwise make a lie to any other for the rest of time.



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21 Jul 2012, 8:38 pm

Granted, but nobody will be able to control what they say either.

I wish for a world free of discrimination.



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21 Jul 2012, 8:42 pm

granted, everyone stops to exist.

I wish humans didn't exist.



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21 Jul 2012, 8:50 pm

granted, but suddenly cockroaches have a sudden leap in evolution and go to having large brains that are way smarter than we ever were

I wish a UFO would land in my front yard.



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21 Jul 2012, 11:03 pm

Granted, your taken to the stars to never return.,


I wish I never was.



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22 Jul 2012, 2:05 pm

Granted. You lose all of your past and past memories.

I wish to safely walk through walls.



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22 Jul 2012, 2:08 pm

Granted. Now you smack into the air when you hit it.

I wish danmac had remembered to make a wish.


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22 Jul 2012, 3:36 pm

granted( :wink: ) wish you didn't notice that!

i wish i was more tentitive


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22 Jul 2012, 4:11 pm

Granted, you're so tentative that you no longer enjoy the thrill of anything.

I wish that we could improve the education system in some way.


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22 Jul 2012, 6:23 pm

ghoti wrote:
Granted. You lose all of your past and past memories.

I wish to safely walk through walls.


Error, time loop, you could never have made your wish without granting mine first. and if I never existed then no wish could have been asked. therefore your wish goes unheard.



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22 Jul 2012, 6:25 pm

mightyzebra wrote:
Granted, you're so tentative that you no longer enjoy the thrill of anything.

I wish that we could improve the education system in some way.


Granted, when you die you become a cadaver for the medical education system to use to learn from.

I wish, that everyone everywhere was happier then I am right now, for at least a day.



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22 Jul 2012, 7:52 pm

Granted, but then it's all undone by the time loop that AspergianMutantt pointed out.

I wish I had more physical strength and mental agility.


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22 Jul 2012, 8:07 pm

AspergianMutantt wrote:
ghoti wrote:
Granted. You lose all of your past and past memories.

I wish to safely walk through walls.


Error, time loop, you could never have made your wish without granting mine first. and if I never existed then no wish could have been asked. therefore your wish goes unheard.

i meant that you were not "was" in past tense thus granting that wish, but still "are" in present tense.