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05 Mar 2016, 10:24 am

^ At the age of 100 he could still walk to the church. When Akaki reached the age of 107 he got a letter from Heinävesi municipality where he was invited to the primary school's first grade because the computer program made a mistake because it could not recognize the centuries from each other. The mistake was very funny to Akaki.


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05 Mar 2016, 10:56 am

^You mean the computer thought he was a child?


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05 Mar 2016, 11:30 am

I remember a case like. The guy should have gone to school just for fun :lol:


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05 Mar 2016, 11:34 am

How would Recess work, though?


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05 Mar 2016, 10:46 pm

The kids go outside and play, while he has a rest and a cup of tea.

I wouldn't mind such a morning tea.


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06 Mar 2016, 6:09 am

He would have a hard time dealing with all those young energetic kids running around.


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06 Mar 2016, 7:37 am

Murihiku wrote:
The kids go outside and play, while he has a rest and a cup of tea.

I wouldn't mind such a morning tea.


that reminds me of something invisible to to me

Well I think it's fine, building jumbo planes
Or taking a ride on a cosmic train
Switch on summer from a slot machine
Yes, get what you want to if you want, 'cause you can get anything

I know we've come a long way
We're changing day to day
But tell me, where do the children play?

Well you roll on roads over fresh green grass
For your lorry loads, pumping petrol gas
And you make them long, and you make them tough
But they just go on and on, and it seems that you can't get off

Oh, I know we've come a long way
We're changing day to day
But tell me, where do the children play?

Well you've cracked the sky, scrapers fill the air
But will you keep on building higher till there's no more room up there
Will you make us laugh, will you make us cry?
Will you tell us when to live, will you tell us when to die?

I know we've come a long way
We're changing day to day
But tell me, where do the children play?



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06 Mar 2016, 11:13 am

The 107 year old would likely get scolded for falling asleep in class. He'll be an asset when they learn about the recent past, seeing as he's been there.


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06 Mar 2016, 12:32 pm

Yes, he could tell many a fascinating story.


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06 Mar 2016, 1:01 pm

I wouldn't have minded having him as classmate. He'd likely be my fave!


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06 Mar 2016, 4:22 pm

I'll bet he has experienced a lot of history, too!


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07 Mar 2016, 6:14 am

Krabo wrote:
^ At the age of 100 he could still walk to the church. When Akaki reached the age of 107 he got a letter from Heinävesi municipality where he was invited to the primary school's first grade because the computer program made a mistake because it could not recognize the centuries from each other. The mistake was very funny to Akaki.


Ah!

The millenian virus became true!

All my conspiracy theorists friends are rubbing there hands together in glee!

... I'd avoid shaking hands with them, if i was you.


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07 Mar 2016, 1:54 pm

^Whaat? :?


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09 Mar 2016, 6:32 pm

Krabo, look at this lovely susi story :D There are some lovely wolf images there
http://ilyke.co/u5462p3574/the-heartwar ... ker-/75741
vids with the same wolf:





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10 Mar 2016, 5:51 am

Well, unless those are pictures of a black wolf at midnight on a moonless night, I am not seeing your pictures.

:x :x


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10 Mar 2016, 6:10 am

"If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?"


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