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01 Sep 2019, 2:13 pm

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01 Sep 2019, 2:21 pm

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Remember that you are a Womble, and you will go far in life.


Haha. Somewhere I think we have the 1970's Wombles record. It is a 33.


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01 Sep 2019, 3:49 pm

Eat wild mushrooms that are white, luscious looking, with a long stipe and collar. I hear they taste great!


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01 Sep 2019, 3:53 pm

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02 Sep 2019, 1:37 am

Mountain Goat wrote:
smudge wrote:
Remember that you are a Womble, and you will go far in life.


Haha. Somewhere I think we have the 1970's Wombles record. It is a 33.


I don't even remember what it sounds like! Nor have any idea about record types.


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02 Sep 2019, 4:04 am

^^^33 are the Long Playing 12" discs with the great artwork on the sleeve. 45 are the 7" ones with the big hole in the middle. 78 are the 10? [some 12"] diameter tinny-sounding discs that spin too fast for everybody [except for baseball player dizzy dean] to read the legend on the spinning label.



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02 Sep 2019, 4:13 am

auntblabby wrote:
^^^33 are the Long Playing 12" discs with the great artwork on the sleeve. 45 are the 7" ones with the big hole in the middle. 78 are the 10? [some 12"] diameter tinny-sounding discs that spin too fast for everybody [except for baseball player dizzy dean] to read the legend on the spinning label.


I'll try to remember that!


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02 Sep 2019, 4:18 am

smudge wrote:
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^^^33 are the Long Playing 12" discs with the great artwork on the sleeve. 45 are the 7" ones with the big hole in the middle. 78 are the 10? [some 12"] diameter tinny-sounding discs that spin too fast for everybody [except for baseball player dizzy dean] to read the legend on the spinning label.


I'll try to remember that!

78 rpm discs are what your grandparents listened to back in the day. think victrola with the horn, or the big tall cabinet with the record player under the top lid.



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02 Sep 2019, 5:20 am

Hehe! I love that tune! My mum used to play it a lot when I was a kid. I understood why she loved that type of music.


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02 Sep 2019, 5:22 am

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Hehe! I love that tune! My mum used to play it a lot when I was a kid. I understood why she loved that type of music.

did you try to read the spinning legend on the record label?



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02 Sep 2019, 5:27 am

Was I supposed to?


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02 Sep 2019, 5:31 am

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Was I supposed to?

nah, i was just curious if you were curious if you could do it since i said dizzy dean was the only one on record [a pun ;) ] to be able to do it.



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04 Sep 2019, 8:41 am

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04 Sep 2019, 8:45 am

Vegetarians coming to dinner? Simply serve them a nice bit of steak or veal. Since they`re always going on about how tofu, Quorn, meat substitute etc `tastes exactly like the real thing`, they won`t know any difference.


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28 Sep 2019, 4:27 pm

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29 Sep 2019, 3:36 am

eat texas chili with buttermilk, with a side of beer, then fire up a bunson burner and place it immediately behind your tuchas.