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I detect someone against the alliance.

Strapples and Dylan, call for rescue.

Copy, what kind of attack is it and do you want me to attack. The bombs are 60% complete, but I need more intel on the enemy.

Dylan, sabotage alert. Strapples's neoprene is tainted by vaseline bombs set by nansnick.

Bombs are now complete, and the intel downlink is done. Seems as nansnick is part of a larger, stronger alliance we do not know about. No matter, I will get him out of space.

Loads up a "B" class fighter with 2 Level V neopranium bombs which is the maximum load on the spacecraft. Approaching Strapples planet, enemy not in sight. Will remain in orbit, 200 km above the surface, until I get visual contact.

Visual contact confirmed. I repeat, visual contact confirmed. Deploy vaseline bombs at will.

I have nansnick in the visual field for the bomb launch bay. Finalizes the missile the first bomb is going on, and is waiting a radar lock-on. Target is about 10 miles away, so the bomb will not affect me.

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I have the missile locked on to the ship nansnick is on. It is launched out of the cargo bay and in 45 seconds, the missile hits the ship and the bomb goes off. It creates a explosion that destroyed nansnick's ship. Any vaseline bombs dropped were destroyed since it has to be guided by television and without a person watching, they must be imploded.

I fly to jupiter then launch four hundred high speed missiles at Dylan.

DaWalker lowers his cloaking shields

Miraculously survives the bombing.

Points at Dylan - treason!

THE IMPERIOUS DORK to the rescue.

Target: nansnick

Flying his F-15 towards her as if I were a kamikaze pilot, then ejects just in time before the plane flying at Mach 5 crashes toward nansnick!

Nansnick? I think not - it was a decoy!

A-ha tricked

Great. Now we have no idea where the empire of nansnick is, let alone where he is. I will have to figure where he is, as soon as I get back to the base.

Good thing the ship survived the missile barrage, but now I need to do something to the neopranium bomb that is still on the ship.

Aha, traitors crucial flaw identified - he thinks I'm a dude. He'll never catch me now!

Running low on fuel, need somebody on the alliance to help refuel me.