Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. Now all good-tasting food are colored green.

I wish for some motivation.

Granted: You look beside you and there is a weapon with blood on it, and the police is heading right your way, you been settup! better get running!


I wish, that it would always be spring and fall like weather (I hate extreme heat and cold)

Well, I'd be with you on that one, except now we all spend our time in weather that's perfect for springing up into the air and falling on our backsides. Ouch!

I wish I could play great music with the band of my choice.

Granted: your now a musical instrument and someone donates you to the band of your choice.


I wish someone would come along and corrupt my wish.

Granted, your wish is so corrupted it turns on its head and decides to try and run the Government in your country, therefore corrupting the Government. Good for you.

I wish that it was not so time-consuming to plan and record stuff in my worlds.

Granted, but it is cheapened with the thoughts of money and beer.

I wish that people actually would look at my RPs.

Granted, but it is cheapened with the thoughts of money and women.

I wish that people actually would look at my RPs.

Granted. They then can't see anything else of yours.

I wish to read Ancient Sanskrit.

Granted, your thrown back in time to where your its inventor, and remember nothing of your past.


I wish, my wishes were incorruptible.

Granted, but then everything else in your life is corruptible.

I wish that our new life will be a happy one.

Granted, but playing Mary Had A Little Lamb with The Rolling Stones doesn't quite make it.

I wish I had a new BMW sports car.

Granted, but it has a bomb inside of it that is set to go off in 5...4...3..2...1...

I wish that I had pi!

Granted, you know Pi to the second power, but it does you little good as your in the time of the end of times.


I wish I had the last wish on this thread, and that wish being this one.

granted-you have eternal life, you will never die, even when this planet is no more. and all your pain is also eternal, if you stub your toe, fall, get stabed the pain will live on with you forever. and the last thing you do on this site will to edit that post

i want new york to crown me king of new york, were i will rule as ruler

Granted: your thrown into the future to where NY has been made into a free stile penitentiary, and you are its king.


I wish, I was not so average that i was boring to most women, but in a positive and good way, an attractive way. (and that I could go to england for a couple weeks to visit a good friend)

granted- your attractivly avg. and boring avg. women everywhere stop you at whatever your doing and bug you, so you go to england to see an old friend and there bored w/ your new state of mind

i wish i could walk on the bottom of the ocean