Corrupt A Wish

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31 Jul 2012, 8:18 am

Granted: Someone fits you with a pair of cement shoes and throws you into the sea to where you sink and can drudgingly walk on the bottom, till you drown.

I think I done got a part of my wish today, a friend is starting to believe in her self, and that makes me happy.

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31 Jul 2012, 10:53 am

AspergianMutantt didn't appear to leave a wish, so I'll just put one out there:

I wish I had a set Pinky and the Brain temporary tattoos.

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31 Jul 2012, 12:24 pm

Granted. They are temporary only in the sense that it takes acid to remove them.

I wish for all mosquitoes to be repelled by people.

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31 Jul 2012, 3:36 pm

Granted, but they are replaced by deer-flies.

I wish you had a prehensile tail.

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31 Jul 2012, 6:22 pm

Granted. It's so small, though, that it can only be used to pick up a pin.

I wish I had a song written in my honor, extolling my virtues, to be sung by my favorite band, to a large audience in public,

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31 Jul 2012, 6:35 pm

Granted, but the large audience is a large audience of corpses, so nobody actually hears it!

I wish the most horrible thing ever would happen to me!

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31 Jul 2012, 7:07 pm

Granted you win the lottery tomorrow

I wish to be off these sedative medicines

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01 Aug 2012, 1:35 am

Granted. You are now so hyper that you can't do anything.

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01 Aug 2012, 8:49 am

No previous wish made

I wish, I lived closer to my friend I been chattering with, to where I could actually go physically visit.

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01 Aug 2012, 10:42 am

Granted, your friend lives on a pig farm. (please bring noseplugs)

I wish the world could return to the 70s.

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01 Aug 2012, 11:46 am

Granted, the world has now returned to the year 70 AD. Watch out for that Roman soldier... Oops, too late.

I wish for some rain tomorrow.

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01 Aug 2012, 3:23 pm

Granted. This will start the next diluvian period. Build your arks!

I wish for a non-destructive earthquake.

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01 Aug 2012, 3:59 pm

Granted, but ten minutes later it is followed by a Richter level 10 earthquake centred on your home.

I wish for my very own seismometer.

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01 Aug 2012, 5:26 pm

Granted. It is going very, very high right at this moment, and you realize your on a fault-line.

I wish that you were turned into a kobold from d&d.

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01 Aug 2012, 5:42 pm

Granted, all humans are now kobolds.

I wish, without any change in those of the rest of the world what so ever,
that I become now and forever more the greatest wizard that ever was is and will be.

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01 Aug 2012, 8:33 pm

Granted, your nonexistent now.

I wish that I could withstand seeing the abominations which lurk outside humanity's grasp without going mad form the revelation.

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