Corrupt A Wish

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AspergianMutantt
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01 Aug 2012, 8:48 pm

Granted: your now a bird.

I wish, that someone would post right after me.

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01 Aug 2012, 11:05 pm

Granted. Everyone else will then post wrong after you.

I wish for an working airtight elevator to the moon

AspergianMutantt
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01 Aug 2012, 11:08 pm

Granted: but its attached to a rocket and will never come back down.

I wish, that someone would post after me.

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02 Aug 2012, 5:56 am

Granted

I wish for a box of eggs

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ReneDescartes
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02 Aug 2012, 7:42 am

Granted, but they're hatching, deadly tarantula eggs.

I wish for my best friend to become a famous actress.

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02 Aug 2012, 10:34 am

Granted, but she's a porn star and you can't stand seeing her do all those things with other guys and girls.

I wish I could find a suitable room soon.

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02 Aug 2012, 10:45 am

Granted. It's so suitable you never want to leave and starve to death.

I wish I was adorable

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02 Aug 2012, 10:58 am

Granted, if you believe in miracles.

I wish all my dimes and quarters suddenly became gold.

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02 Aug 2012, 3:57 pm

Granted, the gold will have chocolate in them.

I wish for a good diagnosis.

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02 Aug 2012, 5:16 pm

granted- your chaotic-neutral

i wish for fake superpowers

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02 Aug 2012, 5:45 pm

Oldout wrote:

Granted, but she's a porn star and you can't stand seeing her do all those things with other guys and girls.

I wish I could find a suitable room soon.

I was soooo expecting this, and since she might become a friend with benefits, I don't mind that.

Wish granted, but you live in a world of superheroes where using fake superpowers can get you to jail.

I wish that I become a god of wisdom.

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02 Aug 2012, 6:04 pm

granted- you die to become a god, but god(gods) don't exsist so you just die

i wish i had bioluminescence

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02 Aug 2012, 6:41 pm

Granted: but it leads to a mutation leaving you with 5 eyes, only 3 being functional.

I wish there was a wormhole to let us do time travel.

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02 Aug 2012, 6:44 pm

Granted, but it belongs to an alien race that is far far from here.

I wish, that someone would post after me.

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02 Aug 2012, 6:58 pm

Wish granted, but now you have to go on a date with him.

I wish Five Finger Death Punch never sold out.

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02 Aug 2012, 9:26 pm

Granted. Anytime you like, you can now buy a multi-fruited drink that causes all the fingers on one hand to wither and fall off. Try not to get arrested using it against your enemies. Also, don't let someone you like consume any by accident.

Oh, AspergianMutantt - "after me." There. I posted it. Now your wish has truly been granted. :lol:

I wish I had many admirers of my best qualities.

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