Corrupt A Wish

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Wish granted, but it is a paranoid human that mutated to have the teeth of a pirahna.

I wish the loudness war was over.

Granted, but the coffee also comes with complementary ground mealworm floating on the top! YUMMY!

I wish that no food production required such huge amounts of water.

Granted, you lose your hearing.




I wish, We suddenly has star drive and youthful immortality.

Granted, but your brain never evolves and you end up trading your immortality for a hyped yu-gi-oh card.

I wish death was but a dream.

Granted. since life is but a dream anyways, your wish was already granted.


I wish, I had less stress and more money in my life.

Granted you become more stressed and lose your credit cards

I wish to be the smartest man alive

Granted, due to a bizarre accident involving an exploding electric toaster and an internet router, your brain instantly downloads everything there is to know on the internet. You are briefly the smartest man on the planet for ten seconds until your brain explodes due to the content from 4Chan.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but trees and telephone and other high-line wires keeps getting in your way, as well as a lack of self confidence in that of your self and knowing how to take off and land, so you keep crashing.


I wish, I had another wish.

Wish granted, but you just used it.

I wish I had a good mother.

Granted. You are adopted by a monkey.

Granted. But you can no longer use ESP.

I wish not to be shocked by static electricity.

Granted. for the next few moments you wont get shocked.


I wish, I could freely grow a big fat bushy pot plant in my home as a house plant, without ever getting into trouble for it. (not for smoking, but just as an exotic house plant). and that the state I live in would finely allow medical weed (just so I can have my house plant).

Wish granted, but now stoners want to visit you constantly.

I wish Rothko and Pollock never became revered by art critics.

Granted, but now the art critics revere monkeys that draw random pictures.

I wish that I would never forget to do anything.

Sorry, forgot to do that.

I wish pigs could fly.

Granted, but your windshield wipers can't remove they residue even with the washer fluid flowing.

I wish I had my own computer and could spend more time on WP.