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Granted. It is loaded with viruses and spyware.

I wish horses had feathers, so i could get down from a horse.

Grnted, but now the horses are flying.

I wish this world were made of pudding.

Granted, but much of it becomes very sticky as chocolate pudding melts very quickly. Bit hard to move about. Oh - and also, everyone quickly gets Type 2 diabetes with the lack of healthy food on the planet.

I wish Haribo sweets weren't so addictive.

Wish granted, now they are bitter.

I wish I was 2D.

Granted, but this means people can't take you seriously as you don't look REAL enough. Ha.

I wish that I everyone didn't have to work so hard.

Wish granted, but nobody does anything and culture disintegrates.

I wish we knew if a tree made a sound when no one is around to hear it.

Granted. It makes a sound, then you get close to it and it quietly rolls over on you.

I wish to put the genie back in the bottle.

Ha!

You attempt to, then he uses Mr. game and watch's Judgment and scores a 9 on you.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

Granted. You're frozen on Martian Ice.

I wish that I can see the Big Bang.

Wish granted, but then you are strained with the task of being idolized as a God for a primitive version of the human species!

I wish I had a third eye. (metaphorically speaking)

Granted, but you end up seeing more then you wanted to see, now you know we have no choices in who we want to be. were all puppets.

I want the girl of my choice to be my girlfriend, whom I can actually touch and kiss upon, each and every day.

Wish granted, but she is made of silicon.

I wish I didn't get brain freezes.

Granted, but cold is a matter of reference. your brain is now as slow and cold as 2 degree above absolute zero.


I reiterate my first wish.
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Granted, everybody does less work, but you are forced to do more work.

I wish for a bit of common sense.

Wish granted, but you lose your ability to focus on things in your environment without looking at them.

I wish all cats had a home.

Granted. They all move in with you.

I wish birds flew upside down.