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10 Jan 2008, 6:08 pm

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Granted. However, your braid becomes fetid at the exact moment it comprehends what that means.

I wish that the sun would start up again.


Granted! but it burns everyone into dust

I wish i knew what fetid means... no one still explained it :(


Fine... Granted without corruption. Fetid means extremely smelly.


I wish that I could eat a steak right now.


Granted! but its got MaD CoW

I wish i could have every single soft squishy sumo wrestling girl in the world pile on top of me


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10 Jan 2008, 6:15 pm

Granted. However, their combined weight pushes you into the magma core of the planet. There you learn that the fire retardant on your sleepwear is not that effective.



I wish that I could buy the house I am living in.


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10 Jan 2008, 6:16 pm

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Granted. However, their combined weight pushes you into the magma core of the planet. There you learn that the fire retardant on your sleepwear is not that effective.



I wish that I could buy the house I am living in.


Granted! but it loses all of it value!

i wish my sleepwear was made from the worlds heaviest and most fire retardent material on earth thats soft and squishy


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10 Jan 2008, 7:07 pm

Granted. However, now you are completely unable to move under the weight of the clothing. It is so heavy, in fact, that you are unable to type.

(This means no more WP! 8O )





I wish that I could go scuba diving right now.


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10 Jan 2008, 7:16 pm

QuantumCowboy wrote:
Granted. However, now you are completely unable to move under the weight of the clothing. It is so heavy, in fact, that you are unable to type.

(This means no more WP! 8O )





I wish that I could go scuba diving right now.


granted! But you mist wear a very very tight neoprene wetsuit (if your like me you will actually be happy with it)

I wish I could have eve more soft squishy warm sticky sumo wrestling girls lay on top of me :LOL: I need to figure a new set of wishes out LOL


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10 Jan 2008, 7:20 pm

Strapples wrote:
QuantumCowboy wrote:
Granted. However, now you are completely unable to move under the weight of the clothing. It is so heavy, in fact, that you are unable to type.

(This means no more WP! 8O )





I wish that I could go scuba diving right now.


granted! But you mist wear a very very tight neoprene wetsuit (if your like me you will actually be happy with it)

I wish I could have eve more soft squishy warm sticky sumo wrestling girls lay on top of me :LOL: I need to figure a new set of wishes out LOL


Yes, you must come up with a new wish.

*hits over head with still flopping river trout*



I wish that I could get everything done that I wish to in a day.


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10 Jan 2008, 7:37 pm

QuantumCowboy wrote:
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Granted. However, now you are completely unable to move under the weight of the clothing. It is so heavy, in fact, that you are unable to type.

(This means no more WP! 8O )





I wish that I could go scuba diving right now.


granted! But you mist wear a very very tight neoprene wetsuit (if your like me you will actually be happy with it)

I wish I could have eve more soft squishy warm sticky sumo wrestling girls lay on top of me :LOL: I need to figure a new set of wishes out LOL


Yes, you must come up with a new wish.

*hits over head with still flopping river trout*



I wish that I could get everything done that I wish to in a day.


Granted! but people re pissed off for you stopping time

I wish i could figure out a new wish!


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11 Jan 2008, 12:01 am

Granted. You create a new wish. However, it becomes as monotanous as the last one.



I wish that my talent was recognized.


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11 Jan 2008, 7:49 am

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Granted. You create a new wish. However, it becomes as monotanous as the last one.



I wish that my talent was recognized.


Granted! it is recognized by a bunch of weird prisoners in the prison system who like to tie each other up for fun.

I wish 100 pound weighted blankets existed :lol: (id probably be pretty happy if i had one period...)


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11 Jan 2008, 4:28 pm

Granted. However, you need a crane to get it onto your bed.



I wish that I got all the pennies people pay for other's thoughts.


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11 Jan 2008, 4:33 pm

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Granted. However, you need a crane to get it onto your bed.



I wish that I got all the pennies people pay for other's thoughts.


Granted, but now people start thinking on their own.


I wish I lived closer to Saint Paul College or that my dad doesn't forget to take me again.



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11 Jan 2008, 4:36 pm

Granted. You now live on campus. However, the perpetual party atmosphere and noise make it impossible for you to get anything accomplished.



I wish that I could do everything that I wish.


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11 Jan 2008, 5:41 pm

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Granted. You now live on campus. However, the perpetual party atmosphere and noise make it impossible for you to get anything accomplished.



I wish that I could do everything that I wish.


granted! But everything you do burns up

I wish I could gave a giant soft latexy thingy I can mummy wrap myself in


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17 Jan 2008, 8:35 pm

(Welcome back, thread.)

Granted. But it activates shrinky self-destruct.

I wish that I had 100000000 wishes!


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(Welcome back, thread.)

Granted. But it activates shrinky self-destruct.

I wish that I had 100000000 wishes!


Granted! but you must use them all to get soft silky straps!

I wish my soft latexy thingy's self shrinky destruct would shrink around me and squish me :D


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17 Jan 2008, 8:40 pm

Granted! But I have no idea what a soft latexy thingy is.

I wish for termination of the existance of NTs.