Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. Suddenly, a war breaks out, and numerous tanks are made. They keep getting made, until oil runs out. The world falls into blood and fire.

I wish an elf and a Kobold from Chitheria Tempus would appear in your living room.

Granted, but my best friends, two blood-thirsty, orcs, were drinking mead in my living room. They hate elves and kobolds, and both of them are armed with a morning-star and a bar stool.

I wish that my next wish isn't corrupted.

Granted, but suddenly you realize in horror that wish was corrupted, and the corruption reversed it to that every single one of your wishes will be corrupted.

I wish that people started to actually play my Chitheria Tempus RP instead pass by it.

Granted, but nobody follows the rules.

I wish I can meet Kirby in real life.

Wish granted, but it starts serving the lowest common denominator.

I wish Maurice Sendek and Stephen King made a book together.

Granted, but it's a boring ten-page-long short story.

I wish I was a cat.

Granted, but you don't live as long as a human and also no internet for you.

I wish I had a genie.

Granted. It is stuck in an unopenable bottle.

I wish to sing the national anthem backwards.

Granted, but you are stoned to death after it sounds like a sataic message.

I wish chaos control were possible.

Granted, but nobody can agree on what to do with it.

I wish that I had a larger screen.

Here's one. Oh, looks like it's too big for your house.

I wish I could erase memories of things I wish I didn't do/see/hear/know.

Granted, but you now have no bad experiences to draw upon and life become hell as you continue to remake the same mistakes.

I wish I could spin around without getting dizzy

Wish granted, but you can barely see anything because it is so large.

I wish cell phones were never invented.

Granted, but carrying a CB radio all day wears you down.

I wish rain would only fall at night.

granted, no more daylight

i wish they made an emoticon cartoon

Granted, but teenagers make it.

I wish the factory system was less redundant.