Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, now everything, even fruits, are factory-produced.

I wish that doughnuts had no calories.

Granted, but the trans fat increases.

I wish food does not go stale.

Granted: all other foods that would go stale stop being made.




I wish, without any harm to my self what so ever, that I could stand upon the moon, and look back at the earth as it turns.

Wish granted, but you cannot get back on earth and die of starvation.

I wish I was in space.

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Wish granted, but dust couds from uranus smother you 9the jokes jsut write themselves haha.)

I wish Tool fans weren't junkies.

Granted. They are now all religious proselytizers targeting you.

I wish for fresh and edible green eggs and ham

Granted, but it tastes of rotten salad. Yum.

I wish that both Somatic therapy and Germ line therapy had no disadvantages.

granted, but they have no advantages either

i wish i could convice everyone that the news lies to them on a daily basis

Granted, they now believe there is exactly one minor lie per day in the news.

I wish to safely leap over buildings.

Granted, but you are hit by a low flying Cessna.

I wish I had as much energy as I did in my 20s.

Granted: You find a lady whom you fall head over heals for, and you think she may be interested in you, too. granting you that youthful feeling of life you once had, making you feel young again, but then once she realizes your really interested she runs the other way, so it only lasted for but a day.


I wish, I could have a "real wish" that would be granted. (past this one).

Granted, but it's also corrupted. So there.

I wish that the next Pixar film will be as good as "Brave." It probably will be, but there's still hope involved.

Granted but most critics compare the movie to other less popular pixar movies.

I wish summer vacation is longer.

Wish granted, but ice cream trucks randomly explode.

I wish fighting game players didn't take it so seriously.

Granted, but then they start getting intense about driving games.

I wish that you got a Chitheria Tempus kobold as a servant.

Granted. It gets orders to do you in.

I wish to walk on water.