Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, you get turnd into one of this insects or lizards that can do so.

I wish for my friend to show up.

Granted, but your friend may be under the influence of an evil sorceress's curse.

I wish I could do cartwheels

Granted, but now you are "spinning out of control."

I wish a third party would win the presidency this year.

Wish granted, but they are fascist.

I wish action platformer games didn't have puzzles.

Granted, but the puzzles will plot revenge...

I wish I had lots of hands to make multitasking easier.

Granted, but you now look very stupid ^^

I wish there were more people with Aspergers around ((in real life))

Granted, but they are in France where they will be tortured.

I wish American roads be changed to drive on the left.

Granted, but there is more accidents now.

I wish I can have some ice cream.

Granted. You've been keeping it in your pants pocket since the last party you went to, so check there for it.

I wish for perfect weather whenever I go camping.

Granted, it is so good that wildlife and insects will invade your campsite and you can't get out of your tent.

I wish the White House was yellow.

Granted, but ti's so bright, no one want to look at it.

I wish for an answer.

The capital of Norway is Oslo.

I wish for more interesting birds around this place

Granted, but expect to be pecked non-stop.

I wish I was taller.

Granted, everyone else is smaller.

I wish my friend WAS HERE RIGHT NOW!!

granted- but the effect of light speed travel and an abrupt stop leaves there body a broken bloody dead mass

i wish i controled all of the helium production

Enjoy your belches and flatulence!

I wish I could have a little mocha ice cream for dessert tonight.